January 2015 transfer window ( No GIFs allowed )(Nor fish puns ffs)

[FTY]

We'll sign a wide left player and a goalkeeper at the least.

 

[TheAlmightyFloater]

It was going so well until you mentioned a drunken rampage in Qatar...

Is a heroin fuelled sex romp orgy in Stoke more believable?

 

[ijjysmith]

DAMNIT

Cardiff City manager Russell Slade says his top scorer Kenwyne Jones, 30, will be staying at the club.

Gutted here. @Moomin must be beside himself!

 

[Peter5875]

Apparently interested in a Japanese Striker called Gojira.

That's a French metal/thrash band mate, what position do they play?

 

[moyeslovechild]

Don't wanna say too much but iv had it on decent authority that distin and Martinez aren't on speaking terms and at the moment stones is ferrying messages between them. Also Coleman had mirallas by the throat at half time in the west brom game and mirallas has turned round and said [Poor language removed] it I'm off. Not saying anymore as I know the club monitor on here but apparently the Dubai trip is a serious effort to try and bring the squad together.

thanks for the info mate. Very worrying times indeed

 

[itsnowak]

I really want that keeper rumour to be true

 

[kithnou]

I really want that keeper rumour to be true

Looks ok doesn't he? At the very least he won't take crap for opposition players. Cult hero

 

[sageyefc]

I really want that keeper rumour to be true

Would be sound if it happened.

Ship Howard off to the MLS for a few mil and have Joel and Nyland as the keepers

 

[Zatara]

That Konoplyanka looks like a mix of limpar and kanchelskis.

As his contract is up in the summer he's available for a couple of mil.

Nyland also about 3mil.

So for around 5mil we could have a new keeper and winger,,,

I'm in.

 

[SerenityNigh]

Its a farce,whats the point of this window?Its just a SKY Jizzfest for Jim and his yellow tie on the last day.

Surely something can rouse your interest on the final day?

I guess I should check in on this thread more often... @Milk already had this covered

 

[Jags..class]

What about nani

 

[DanB90]

What about nani

I can ask her, but to be honest she's lost a couple of yards of pace since the hip operation.

 

[OneTrueLegend]

This Konoplyanka is a left sided winger, which is what we are really crying out for at the moment, some sites are reporting that Roma have already made a bid of 3m euros, he is going cheap as his contract is up in the summer, we would have to move fast, but this one could be a goer

 

[OneTrueLegend]

The N'Zogbia link is an interesting one, it could just be that the player or is agent are angling for a move away from Villa, a number of reports have said that he "has hardly played", but he has played in 17 games this season.

He did play really well under Martinez at Wigan, if he played like that again for us, I dont think many of us would complain. He is only 28, but you would say, looking at the stats, that his last good season was when he was at Wigan, 2010/11 season


http://www.squawka.com/news/reports-everton-plot-move-for-aston-villas-charles-nzogbia/283391

 

[EddyKent]

I Mentioned N'Zogbia a few weeks ago and also predicted the fume that may come with it would be biblical. I'am the oracle. lol