January 2015 transfer window ( No GIFs allowed )(Nor fish puns ffs)

[TheHumbleEgg]

What if JACK's right though and the book is opened and signings are made? That'd be great eh? And Jack'd go down in folklore too, like Rick Wi, like one of them people who at the time you go 'Awwww, (insert name), wasn't he/she BRILLIANT there, with that thing they said/done etc...'

And then, after about 20 minutes, you can forget them forever.

 

[TheAlmightyFloater]

What if JACK's right though and the book is opened and signings are made? That'd be great eh? And Jack'd go down in folklore too, like Rick Wi, like one of them people who at the time you go 'Awwww, (insert name), wasn't he/she BRILLIANT there, with that thing they said/done etc...'

And then, after about 20 minutes, you can forget them forever.

Like most X-Factor winners

 

[Moomin]

Did someone say we were signing a winger for 12 million the other day or did I imagine it??

 

[Saint Domingo]

Nah.....Tim would have done him

I reckon Gravesen could have gone to a level of crazy only dunc could match. What a hard midfield that was: Carsley Gravesen Cahill. Boss.

 

[tmgc]

Jack was sound pre alzheimers

Taken from reuters......."Il a été transféré à une prison à sécurité maximale, où il est mort mystérieusement.

RIP Jack.

 

[ah11984]

Announcing we might be signing someone in the last week of a transfer window, what an astonishing revelation by Jack.

 

[Blue for you]

wish the window was closed would stop all this rubbish talk about Pato coming to the club as i said before no one is coming in just ETO'O out and you wouldn't know maye Coleman or McCarthy as well if big money was on the table for them

 

[bizzaro]

Another Chico multi slips the net.

What's that now? 5000 ?

 

[Moomin]

Apparently interested in a Japanese Striker called Gojira.

 

[Pabbers]

Classic lazy british media.....



But look....3 months earlier..

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/oct/24/paul-pogba-juventus-new-contract

 

[ah11984]

Linked with Konoplyanka ....unfortunately it's in the Mirror.

 

[BoredSaint]

Sorry excuse me for being new here but who's Chico. See his name all the time

IS IT CHICO FLORES. ARE WE SIGNING CHICO FLORES

 

[TheAlmightyFloater]

The Mirror is now linking us with Konoplyanka...


"Everton considering a cut-price move for former Liverpool target Yevhen Konoplyanka"

"Everton are considering a cut-price swoop for Yevhen Konoplyanka.

The Ukrainian winger nearly joined Liverpool a year ago from Dnipro Dnipropetrovsk.

Now he could finally be set for a move to the Premier League as his contract expires in the summer and his club are willing to cash in.

Konoplyanka is liked by Everton boss Roberto Martinez, who could bid if badboy Kevin Mirallas is sold.

Mirallas was hauled off at half-time for taking and missing a penalty ahead of regular spot-kick taker Leighton Baines in the goalless draw with West Brom.

Italian club Roma have already bid €2.5million (£1.87m) for Konoplyanka, who has been linked with Spurs."


And if that isn't good enough...

At the bottom of the page there is a poll asking "Do you know how to pronounce Konoplyanka?"

 

[kithnou]

Sorry excuse me for being new here but who's Chico. See his name all the time

IS IT CHICO FLORES. ARE WE SIGNING CHICO FLORES

hahahaha
@chicoazul
Greek man from the Greek suburb of Bootle

 

[AaronTheBlue]

I'd slice open my scrotum and neck me bollocks if we signed him.

Oh and Kona-plee-anka.

Bloody hell proper game of thrones stuff that mate