January 2015 transfer window ( No GIFs allowed )(Nor fish puns ffs)

[Jayhow15]

Gotta love the eternal optimism in here that we might sign someone. Then the scathing scepticism when some social media post suggests we might sign someone. Then the predictable fume when realisation sets in that we weren't ever going to sign someone !

The whole gambit of emotions in one transfer window.

So, this cheque book.....

 

[Robertor]

I know that Jack Dowden lad, friend of a friend... Didn't seem like the type to make it up but might just be getting wrong info.

 

[Fresh Prince of Belle Val]

I know that Jack Dowden lad, friend of a friend... Didn't seem like the type to make it up but might just be getting wrong info.

He's not well. He's got Dowdens syndrome.

 

[bitter-no-better]

I know that Jack Dowden lad, friend of a friend... Didn't seem like the type to make it up but might just be getting wrong info.

I used to work with Jack. Genuine lad. Southerner and good evertonian.

 

[BoredSaint]

Anyone else heard this rubbish about Mirallas to Dortmund. Pretty sure they're in a worse position than us.

Wouldn't mind a swap deal for Reus though.

 

[bainesontoast]

Anyone else heard this rubbish about Mirallas to Dortmund. Pretty sure they're in a worse position than us.

Wouldn't mind a swap deal for Reus though.

Worse position domestically, yes. Better position in possibly every other category, though.

 

[FTY]

Why does everyone know Jack Dowden?!

 

[TheAlmightyFloater]

Why does everyone know Jack Dowden?!

He was the best man at my dog's wedding.

 

[TheAlmightyFloater]

Why does everyone know Jack Dowden?!

He was the best man at my dog's wedding.

I also wrote his (unofficial) autobiography.

 

[FTY]

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probably not reliable but still!

I liked this reply.

 

[Dario Terracotta]

Why does everyone know Jack Dowden?!

I don't,is he a centre back,wide man or a forward?lol

 

[Chang Elephant]

I used to work with Jack. Genuine lad. Southerner and good evertonian.

Before the drugs took hold though ?

 

[FTY]

Jack hasn't been since the operation.

 

[Chang Elephant]

Jack was sound pre alzheimers

 

[Fearthainn]

I wouldn't believe most twitter rumours, but to be fair his twitter name is Jackdoggydogg which instantly makes him more trustworthy than most others.