January 2015 transfer window ( No GIFs allowed )(Nor fish puns ffs)

[Jayhow15]

Don't wanna say too much but iv had it on decent authority that distin and Martinez aren't on speaking terms and at the moment stones is ferrying messages between them. Also Coleman had mirallas by the throat at half time in the west brom game and mirallas has turned round and said [Poor language removed] it I'm off. Not saying anymore as I know the club monitor on here but apparently the Dubai trip is a serious effort to try and bring the squad together.

Qatar mate. You had me til Dubai.

Edit: Probably already posted about Qatar but 4G just buggered off as on a train.

 

[jinkyali]

Qatar mate. You had me til Dubai.

Brilliant.

 

[Jayhow15]

Tbf I have seen him start on Costa, Negredo, Lescott and a few others. He can get fiery.

Colemans mustard and he's fiery too.

Fiery Mustard !

(Just getting me coat)

 

[ijjysmith]

Don't wanna say too much but iv had it on decent authority that distin and Martinez aren't on speaking terms and at the moment stones is ferrying messages between them. Also Coleman had mirallas by the throat at half time in the west brom game and mirallas has turned round and said [Poor language removed] it I'm off. Not saying anymore as I know the club monitor on here but apparently the Dubai trip is a serious effort to try and bring the squad together.

Another Chico multi slips the net.

 

[evertony]

I reckon Seamus would smash the lot of them in a scrap, bar mo Besic.....those two probably run a racket at Finch Farm charging the others millions for protection.

 

[EdwardMoore]

probably not reliable but still!

 

[ijjysmith]

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probably not reliable but still!

Sounds like something from Blankety Blank.

 

[Saint Domingo]

I reckon Seamus would smash the lot of them in a scrap, bar mo Besic.....those two probably run a racket at Finch Farm charging the others millions for protection.

That might be the root of some our problems that you can only identify two hard players in our entire squad (John Stones probably has perfect marshal arts technique and would calmly just knock out anyone in a matter of seconds but that's beside the point). Back in the days when we had Dunc, Cahill, Carsley, Gravesen, Stubbs you honestly couldn't pick a winner in a fight out of that lot.

 

[tim cahill]

That might be the root of some our problems that you can only identify two hard players in our entire squad (John Stones probably has perfect marshal arts technique and would calmly just knock out anyone in a matter of seconds but that's beside the point). Back in the days when we had Dunc, Cahill, Carsley, Gravesen, Stubbs you honestly couldn't pick a winner in a fight out of that lot.

Dunc, not even close.

 

[toffee matt]

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probably not reliable but still!

Who's he???

 

[FTY]

Who's he???

Absolutely no one.

 

[Chimpy Glassman]

That moral was low ?

“Hopefully we can get more spirit back amongst the lads and keep everyone together. It is difficult at the moment. We have to stay together and look after each other."

And the only reason we've played Distin this season is because we've had to.
It was the worst kept secret in the world that he flipped his lid and got his knickers in a twist earlier this season.

Listen, you don't have to believe him but it's interesting to think about.

 

[evertony]

Dunc, not even close.

Nah.....Tim would have done him

 

[TheAlmightyFloater]

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probably not reliable but still!

"The allegedly elusive Everton cheque book and pen is being dusted off this week..."

1) What do you mean "allegedly elusive"? It IS elusive. It's a rarer sight than Bigfoot's ballsack.

2) The pen is missing, presumed to be in Mirallas' pocket.

3) It's only being dusted off so Kenwright can pay the Qatar hotel damages after a team bonding session devolved into a drunken rampage.

 

[tim cahill]

Nah.....Tim would have done him

lol