I've mentioned this before on here, BUT...
The video package that came on before the semi-final with Liverpool in 2012. I don't remember if it was BBC, ITV or Sky.
Both captains appeared on screen and introduced their starting eleven from back to front. Gerrard was up first. Mean. Moody. Businesslike.
"Introducing Pepe Reina, Goalkeeper."
Gerrard reeled off the names of 10 other ********s including himself without cracking a smile. He looked and sounded like he was there for a fight.
Then it's Neville's turn.
He comes up on screen, with his stupid highlights and his weird skin and his stupid absolutely-bang-on wool accent.
"Sylvain Distin, he's just a great big teddy bear...Nikica Jelavic, he is literally the iceman."
The video package ended with a passing Phil Thompson ripping the dick out of Neville, while Neville shielded his eyes from the studio lights and shouted "Is that Thommo!?" over and over.
Any confidence I'd had drained away. He looked a clown, he made us look like clowns. If that's an Everton captain I'm Alberto Del Rio.
Please tell me someone else remembers this?
Neville was our captain for 9 years and played over 300 times for us.
In his time at the club we went from a fanbase who regarded a top half finish as a genuine achievement (from where I am sitting I can see my "Magnificent 7th DVD" and "Season Review 95/96" VHS which contained our only other PL top half finish pre-he whose name must not be mentioned) to one who mocked 6th place finishes as worthless.
He looked a clown, he made us look like clowns.
Please tell me someone else remembers this?
Cahill should have been the Captain but he didn't kiss Moyes arse
Neville was a good captain. I remember nearly every player we signed in their first interview would point out 'the skipper welcomed me in and made me feel at home'...doing the little things. He was a liability on the pitch most of the time...but he did the job of a skipper with class.
Cahill would've been an amazing captain. Blood, Guts and Thunder! Can you imagine him riling up the lads for a derby semi-final?
Both are/were very good captains.
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