I've mentioned this before on here, BUT...
The video package that came on before the semi-final with Liverpool in 2012. I don't remember if it was BBC, ITV or Sky.
Both captains appeared on screen and introduced their starting eleven from back to front. Gerrard was up first. Mean. Moody. Businesslike.
"Introducing Pepe Reina, Goalkeeper."
Gerrard reeled off the names of 10 other ********s including himself without cracking a smile. He looked and sounded like he was there for a fight.
Then it's Neville's turn.
He comes up on screen, with his stupid highlights and his weird skin and his stupid absolutely-bang-on wool accent.
"Sylvain Distin, he's just a great big teddy bear...Nikica Jelavic, he is literally the iceman."
The video package ended with a passing Phil Thompson ripping the dick out of Neville, while Neville shielded his eyes from the studio lights and shouted "Is that Thommo!?" over and over.
Any confidence I'd had drained away. He looked a clown, he made us look like clowns. If that's an Everton captain I'm Alberto Del Rio.
Please tell me someone else remembers this?