Deathspike
Player Valuation: £1m
I'm Spike's Canadian counterpart! ;P
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Jesus Navas is an absolutely quality player, and he would be brilliant, but as said, its a completely made up rumour, he would never move countries.
A WWE fan insults me for playing Pokemon as a kid.
Pot, kettle, black.
You're going to look like a right mallet when this comes off, so seriously, it might be time for you to disappear back to your wrestling thread and talk about something you do actually know something about.

Why are people believing this?
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Oh happy days! Everton announce signing of Jesus Navas (instantly nicknamed "The Saviour") who is apparently very good with crosses... for just £4M and in other news: Joseph Yobo moves to Turkey permanently for £5M, Yakubu signs for Leicester for a staggering £7M, James Vaughan joins Cardiff on a permanent deal for £2M, Diniyar Bilyaletdinov to Dynamo Kiev for £8M (and a Faberge Egg) and Victor Anichebe signs a five year deal at Man City in a £15M transfer - whilst fans line the streets outside Goodison and Finch Farm and hail the Genius That is David Moyes...
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Look at Spike here...
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I wouldn't even have to change my name either....
Is he a Gitano = Gypsy ?
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