I haven't done sh*t for ages.
Have a bath in creatine before every run mate then snort four lines of protein when you're back. You so buff.
Noted mate. Thanks.
I also understand I have to update my Facebook status everytime I do any form of exercise. So I'll get on that too.
Right.
I'll just run then. I'm not gonna die or owt am I?
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