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Furey1878
Player Valuation: £70m
Nah that’s rational mate, my team when I was a kid had a red shirt for a season so 9 year old me always wore either an Everton shirt or something blue underneath it. It made my dad proud.
Basically suggest this to your lad and if he doesn’t go for it 12 lashings a day should do the trick.
My eldest is 5 and has recently decided he supports Liverpool. I don’t get the people making such a big deal of it - At least this way it’s far easier for me to pick my favourite of my kids.
My daughter was named Evie after Everton.... the missus claims that’s not true of course, but she had her and had her first season ticket bought at 6 months old and she’s indoctrinated.
When my son was born I just went for it and insisted his middle name was Blue to avoid any doubt, and for his name to and ‘0’ printed on the back of the home shirt the day before he was due , which incidentally resulted in it being the first item of clothing he ever wore.
Easy, life sorted for them!
When my son was born I just went for it and insisted his middle name was Blue to avoid any doubt, and for his name to and ‘0’ printed on the back of the home shirt the day before he was due , which incidentally resulted in it being the first item of clothing he ever wore.
Easy, life sorted for them!
I married a Newcastle United fan ( I know, there's no accounting for taste but at least he isn't a Kopite_- there was no way that was EVER going to happen) My son, born 1993, had a brief flirtation with Man Utd - even at a very young age he knew NUFC weren't for him. When he was about 4 he said "Mum, I want to be an Evertonian like you" I nearly cried, ordered a kit, took him to a match and that was it. We go when we can and it's great. I have also instilled in him a hatred of all things RS. Quality parenting I would say.
Darth Toffeeman
Player Valuation: £40m
My son doesn't follow football, though he likes to see Everton win as it makes me happy. His teacher is an RS and he won't look at him if he has anything related to that club on him.
I have always lived by the no RS rule.
Dating girls when I was younger, that was always a 1st question. If they supported that shower and would not swap, they where binned. Saved any long term aggro.
I have always lived by the no RS rule.
Dating girls when I was younger, that was always a 1st question. If they supported that shower and would not swap, they where binned. Saved any long term aggro.
I've got 3 kids and obviously, all are blues, my wife isn't bothered about footy but is happy for me and my youngest when we win. Her side of the family are RS but most are dead now, but when her mum was alive my eldest went for a trial at the filth and she bought him a white away kit, I went ballistic and she couldn't understand why as it wasn't red
lets just say the kit disappeared and my lad never wore it, wore his EFC kit and never passed the trial, never told her what happened to it,it was a mystery
lets just say the kit disappeared and my lad never wore it, wore his EFC kit and never passed the trial, never told her what happened to it,it was a mystery
The binman chronicles
Player Valuation: £80m
So you at least had a choice then? Death/Gulag or support Everton.
4737carlin
Player Valuation: £90m
If i had a son who turned into a Kopite id demand a DNA Paternity test
I would've been about six when I said to my dad and grandad that I wanted to go to a football match. My dad was a Red and said I was too little and wouldn't be able to see - he used to stand behind that goal where the bus goes past that goes to Sleepers Hill . Grandad was a Toffee and only ever sat in either the Bullens or Park End stands, so he said I could go with him. I remember the conversation but I don't remember whether I supported anyone then. That was in the early 1950's and I very quickly realised that I was an Evertonian. My younger brother wasn't interested in football, but decided when he was 30 odd that he was RS. It was about the time when they were in a run of winning things and lots of people decided to support them.
My grandad was from Sheffield and moved to Liverpool at the end of the 1st World War. He had been a Sheff Wed supporter but became a very strong Blue.
He used to talk to me about Dixie Dean and players from that era. His favourites were Warney Cresswell and Tommy Lawton, as well as Dixie.
He died just before the 1966 Cup Final and I've often wondered how mixed his emotions might have been. I was here in Melbourne by then and never had
the chance to speak to him about it.
My grandad was from Sheffield and moved to Liverpool at the end of the 1st World War. He had been a Sheff Wed supporter but became a very strong Blue.
He used to talk to me about Dixie Dean and players from that era. His favourites were Warney Cresswell and Tommy Lawton, as well as Dixie.
He died just before the 1966 Cup Final and I've often wondered how mixed his emotions might have been. I was here in Melbourne by then and never had
the chance to speak to him about it.
I literally laughed out loud at that
The apprentice gave me a funny look but is too afraid to say anything
I’m inclined to give him shifty jobs when he gets out of line
I know it’s your daughter and your future grandchildren but with all due respect RS shouldn’t be allowed to breedMy daughter married one.
But she warned him beforehand...any and all offspring would not be subject to any RS indoctrination or propaganda
My late dads scouse mate always said the RS fans are proof you can get pregnant from backdiir sex
His wife Annie always hit him when he said that , not that she didn’t believe it but didn’t like that kind of talk lol
Karius levels of concussion probably
In bad taste I know lol
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