Match Thread Everton Vs Manchester City - Capital One Cup - Semi Final 1st Leg - Wednesday 6th January - 20:00 KO

[Sapie88]

Veronika is offline, this makes me sad.

What?! I found a good one later on, she put her finger up her bum.

 

[Sapie88]

What?! I found a good one later on, she put her finger up her bum.

I thought Lukaku did well to guide that header in for the winner.

 

[Bungle]

I thought Lukaku did well to guide that header in for the winner.

Hahaha good save

 

[caught]

I always park at the leisure center about 15 mins walk down the dual carriage way so I'd have missed it then.

I've been to games before where I've seen two Everton fans punch a man to the ground whilst his kid (who couldn't have been older than 10) stood and watched in disbelief. Followed by a gang of scrotes kicking him on the floor and robbing his kids scarf and hat.

I've had coins thrown at me by Everton fans. My uncle once got a dart thrown at him which landed on his ankle.

Everyone has dickheads. If you travelled to away games with Everton you'd know.

Yeah, that definitely happened. I once went to the Etihad and saw three City fans simultaneously shoot a little Evertonian Toffee Girl in the face and eat her brains, before putting her skull on a stick and slowly dancing to a Stone Roses song. You could tell they were city fans because they had shaved sides and greasy fringes and baked bean stains on their jarg three stripes.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Fight me Bruce you spandex wearing roid head

 

[Sapie88]

Hahaha good save

There's one one now, simply making a brew in her dressing gown.

Joel pulled off a few saves last night that I think Howard would have struggled with.

 

[Bungle]

Well that's destroyed me.

 

[Sapie88]

Yeah, that definitely happened. I once went to the Etihad and saw three City fans simultaneously shoot a little Evertonian Toffee Girl in the face and eat her brains, before putting her skull on a stick and slowly dancing to a Stone Roses song. You could tell they were city fans because they had shaved sides and greasy fringes and baked bean stains on their jarg three stripes.

I must have been walking behind you that day.

 

[caught]

I must have been walking behind you that day.

Mad wasn't it? I actually had footage of it on my phone but had to delete it to record an 18 yo female city fan take out her false teeth so she could better perform fellatio on a stray dog.

Hah, we all have mad fans don't we @Manc ??

 

[edge]

I don't mind city fans, must just be me

 

[RFUS]

The one negative of last night was our naivety with corners. Time after time they countered us from our own corners, ironically making them more fruitful for City than for us. And naturally that's where their goal came from.

It's one thing being crap at converting corners, it's another letting the opposition score from them on the counter!

 

[Sapie88]

Mad wasn't it? I actually had footage of it on my phone but had to delete it to record an 18 yo female city fan take out her false teeth so she could better perform fellatio on a stray dog.

Hah, we all have mad fans don't we @Manc ??

I saw Frank Sidebottom strangling cats too.

 

[Boss_Blue]

I saw Frank Sidebottom strangling cats too.

I once saw Fred the weather man...

*retreats from thread

 

[Sapie88]

I once saw Fred the weather man...

*retreats from thread

Lid.

 

[Boss_Blue]

Lid.

Weatherman Lid