Ballymoney1
Player Valuation: £950k
Yeah we all remember that glorious Saturday of the charity shield. Big Haaland got schooled and was set to flop in the EPL.
Erling Braut Haaland
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Itchycoopark
Player Valuation: £950k
Decent
He’ll turn St Virgil into a gibbering mess . Tarkowski and Coady will make him look ordinary , though 
YoboCopter
Player Valuation: £50m
Unfortunately for everyone else, he has pretty much all the needed attributes. I'm not surprised he's going the way he is.
Tommy Chong
Player Valuation: £70m
#absolutemonster!
Saw someone say that Haaland could retire now and Nunez still wouldn’t score as many career premier league goals.
Be on loan in Turkey this time next year.
Said to my mate today that Deans record will start getting referenced / compared soon, despite the Sky League having wiped it from English top flight history for the last 30 years.
One of them is a blue isn’t he? Can’t wait for the Sky crew to have to talk it up, they’ll hate it.
Prob make some outrageous caveat to qualify why 60 goals actually wasn’t all that great
HalfTimeSayers
Player Valuation: £35m
ForeverBlue92
Player Valuation: £80m
He aint breaking Dixies record imo.
Probably finish close on around 50 goals factoring in injuries / fatigue throughout the season.
Probably finish close on around 50 goals factoring in injuries / fatigue throughout the season.
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