Erling Braut Haaland

[Jamo Martinez]

No guarantees in football but I always thought he was the closest thing I've seen to a guarantee.

 

[Ray Purchase]

Not a patch on that Darwin geezer.

Worth every penny of that £80 million!

 

[Duncan’s Pigeon Loft]

Worth every penny of the 400 million they paid for him @Dame Judi Dench

 

[BNJ1878]

Not a patch on that Darwin geezer.

Worth every penny of that £80 million!

 

[Sphinn]

But can he do it on a cold wet night in Stoke? I think not....

A cold, wet night in Stoke is a bit on the hot side for a Norwegian mate

 

[Sphinn]

That's a goal he's not really scored before with the right foot from range. He's getting better still.

Not for City anyway, but he scored some belters from range for Dortmund.

 

[TheBigIguana]

Not for City anyway, but he scored some belters from range for Dortmund.

Not weak footed I don't think

 

[Sphinn]

Not weak footed I don't think

Ah yeah, good point. He's definitely a lefty.

 

[Bkk Andy]

Ah yeah, good point. He's definitely a lefty.

He's definitely a lefty. He's also definitely a machine.

 

[YoboCopter]

hes been created in a lab
2 goals and a assist by half time

 

[ArtetaMoney]

Manufactured using the DNA of Rondon and Niasse.

 

[Nobby Nobbs]

hes been created in a lab
2 goals and a assist by half time

Brilliant Utd fans leaving before halftime.

 

[PhilM]

hes been created in a lab
2 goals and a assist by half time

He reminds me of Ivan Drago or any typical 80s villain. Unreal.

 

[Toffeeslam]

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Not on Twitter so hope City fans are hammering that bell end

 

[Bluerover]

Brilliant Utd fans leaving before halftime.

TBH mate I don't blame them. I have seen our fans do the same in the past.

I was at the 0-5 against the rs and we were three down at HT with 10 men. I would have left only the boat back to Dublin wasn't until 10.15 that night lol