Erling Braut Haaland

[Togger Blue]

60 goals, 60 goals
William Ralph Dean
60 goals, 60 goals, I say
60 goals, 60 goals
William Ralph Dean
Playing football the Everton Way!

**Up yours Erling lad

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

Been having a debate.

He’s clearly a great striker - but is he a great footballer?

I'm not sure it really matters

I think it's perfectly acceptable to be really good at one particular thing so long as your competence is high enough in other areas not to drag you down

 

[Nymzee]

Been having a debate.

He’s clearly a great striker - but is he a great footballer?

Isn't this just the Messi vs Ronaldo debte?

 

[Moomin]

60 goals, 60 goals
William Ralph Dean
60 goals, 60 goals, I say
60 goals, 60 goals
William Ralph Dean
Playing football the Everton Way!

**Up yours Erling lad

I'd rather be City and Erling now.

 

[Littlesue]

For someone 6ft 4 he only takes an 8.5 shoe

 

[Bkk Andy]

60 goals, 60 goals
William Ralph Dean
60 goals, 60 goals, I say
60 goals, 60 goals
William Ralph Dean
Playing football the Everton Way!

**Up yours Erling lad

It was nearly 100 years ago. No one alive can even remember it happening. It's shows what a mess we're in that we're even boasting about it.

 

[Togger Blue]

It was nearly 100 years ago. No one alive can even remember it happening. It's shows what a mess we're in that we're even boasting about it.

You're right, thanks for the reality check, here's one for current times.

16 mill, 16 mill
Neal Maupay
16 mill, 16 mill, I say
16 mill, 16 mill
Neal Maupay
Scoring one goal, hip f*'in hip hooray!

*good times

 

[the golden visionary]

For someone 6ft 4 he only takes an 8.5 shoe

It's how he uses it that counts.

The ball

 

[YoboCopter]

Lets play a game of lower or higher on his goals next season compared to last

What we saying?

 

[Number_25]

Higher.

 

[Bkk Andy]

Lets play a game of lower or higher on his goals next season compared to last

What we saying?

Lower. City look weaker to me so they'll score less. And by weaker I mean best in Europe but by a lesser distance...

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

For someone 6ft 4 he only takes an 8.5 shoe

Dear Sue,
rumour has it that shoe size correlates with the size of one's member.

Yours,

Bonzo.

 

[Kurt.]

Dear Sue,
rumour has it that shoe size correlates with the size of one's member.

Yours,

Bonzo.

Hate my size 14 and a half canoes

 

[degsy]

Lets play a game of lower or higher on his goals next season compared to last

What we saying?

Lower