Erling Braut Haaland

[emir]

Surprised to see no thread on this guy but what do we all think about him? If he stays at City for about 5-6 years, he's easily breaking Shearer's record imo.

 

[4737carlin]

Decent player

 

[tommye]

Can we have the real emir back please.



Haaland is a machine

 

[Oasis1878]

He’s not easily beating Shearer’s record in 5/6 years.

Shearer got 260, he’d either need 43 a season (6 years) or 52 a season (5 years).

Haaland is a beast though.

 

[Oasis1878]

Haaland or Andrew Tate?

 

[chrismpw]

Looks like a bond villain. Knows where the net is.

 

[Nymzee]

Probs because we don't need a thread on him.

 

[Groucho]

Could’ve been ours.

 

[MrD]

I'll never see any of his goals. i just can't look at him. his face creeps me out

 

[MikeH72]

One of your more boring threads this.

 

[BainesontoastNEW]

Droid.

 

[DanB90]

Do we reckon he’s circumcised?

 

[Runub]

Surprised to see no thread on this guy but what do we all think about him? If he stays at City for about 5-6 years, he's easily breaking Shearer's record imo.

I had no idea he was called Braut. Very informative post...I thank you

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Guardiola seems to have found a way to integrate a big lump up front in a way he never did with Ibrahimovic.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]