Sturridge is his own parody account, giving boring milner a good run
https://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/blog...te-rock-bottom-on-social-media-134956844.html
It's hard to imagine social media sinking to a more banal level - and for that, we have Daniel Sturridge to thank.
The Liverpool and England striker took it upon himself to share a picture of his shopping following a late night trip to Sainsbury's.
He didn't plug the supermarket by name, but eagle-eyed retail sector fans will no doubt note the characteristic font and livery of the shelves.
Perhaps realising that the pic in itself wouldn't draw much interaction, Danny then thought around the problem by throwing out an open-ended question to the world: what's everyone's fave food?
The ploy worked: an incredible 62,500 people clicked the like button, and many shared their answers with the world.
Cheeseburger, without cheese, came the contribution from 'tsnaima'. Ho ho.
Pineapple, said 'ponderouzzz'. Interesting choice.
While 'pauldc', meanwhile, cut to the chase: "Didn't know Sainsbury's was open late".
Mesmerising stuff. Almost as much as the Daily Mail, who reproduced the picture in astonishing, annotated form - identifying the foodstuffs on the conveyor belt for those who may not have recognised what a packet of 'Cornflakes' looked like. Thanks for that chaps.
Just to mix things up a bit, however, the Daily Mail runs a list of 12 numbered items by the picture, but only annotated 11 of them. They appeared to miss out number eight completely.
At first we thought there might be a deeply sinister and very worrying reason for this, considering tha number eight was bananas - football's most racially-charged fruit. But it turned out that the bananas are indeed there in the picture, peeping out from behind the pineapple. It's just that a cock-up in the Mail's graphics department meant the number doesn't have a red background, and is very hard to see.
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The case of the missing eight
A lucky escape, eh? Imagine what the Daily Mail would have made of that sort of blunder...