Dynamo Kiev v Everton. 19th March at 18.00.

[Blue Cheese]

Everybody excited about our impending trip to Loftus Road?

Not in the slightest. Can't muster the strength to hope for a win. How far we have fallen from grace this season.

 

[Mashtray]

i feel like it was destiny to lose this one, they scored world beaters, everything they did came right, the ref, the posts...but then again our defence was quite bad.

its a bitter pill, cause we got shanked either way. the dreams for EL didn't die...they got obliterated

 

[deipnosophist]

Not in the slightest. Can't muster the strength to hope for a win. How far we have fallen from grace this season.

I won't be getting up in the morning to view it...need a break from watching Everton tbh

 

[Blue Cheese]

I won't be getting up in the morning to view it...need a break from watching Everton tbh

Heartbreaking isn't it, seems they never fail to let you down when expectation is high. Lacking mental fortitude as a club it seems.

 

[deipnosophist]

Everton should rearrange its letters and call itself Notever...because not ever do we not bottle it.

 

[deipnosophist]

Heartbreaking isn't it, seems they never fail to let you down when expectation is high. Lacking mental fortitude as a club it seems.

three certainties in life : death, taxes...and Everton letting you down

 

[madkiwi]

Is it safe yet?

 

[Coach]

All we had to do last night was keep the ball - something we are set up to do. Mental.

 

[Jason Allen]

Honest to god had a dream last night we made the final, oh the torture

 

[deipnosophist]

Roberto Martinez believes Everton’s Europa League campaign was an incredible experience and one that created phenomenal memories.

Speaking following Everton’s crushing 5-2 defeat to Dynamo Kiev and subsequent exit from the Europa League, the Everton manager gave credit to the opposition for their phenomenal performance.

Martinez: “The opportunities that they took away were incredible.

“If you look at it from their point of view, its a phenomenal performance to score the goals that they scored.

“I felt that we kept pushing, we kept trying to find a way to get a goal back.

“Now is a moment to be disappointed because we felt we could go all the way but looking back we had an incredible, incredible experience and some phenomenal memories and probably that has given us a real insight at what we need to reach and what we have in the squad in order to try to succeed and win titles. I think this experience has been phenomenal”


lol lol lol it's self parody at it's finest.
The man is an idiot

 

[SteRobbo84]

Absolute horror show.

 

[Blue Cheese]

Roberto Martinez believes Everton’s Europa League campaign was an incredible experience and one that created phenomenal memories.

Speaking following Everton’s crushing 5-2 defeat to Dynamo Kiev and subsequent exit from the Europa League, the Everton manager gave credit to the opposition for their phenomenal performance.

Martinez: “The opportunities that they took away were incredible.

“If you look at it from their point of view, its a phenomenal performance to score the goals that they scored.

“I felt that we kept pushing, we kept trying to find a way to get a goal back.

“Now is a moment to be disappointed because we felt we could go all the way but looking back we had an incredible, incredible experience and some phenomenal memories and probably that has given us a real insight at what we need to reach and what we have in the squad in order to try to succeed and win titles. I think this experience has been phenomenal”


lol lol lol it's self parody at it's finest.
The man is an idiot

Oh dear haha.

Well he has phrased some new terms and in turn so has this place...

Overused words to come from the Martinez tenure...

Phenomenal.

Incredible.

Memories.

Knee-Jerk

Plotters.

Apologists.

Take your pick at which one grates on you the most. Knee Jerk for me.

 

[deipnosophist]

My most hated word in the English language has become 'phenomenal'. I will always associate it with Booby

 

[RFUS]

Roberto Martinez believes Everton’s Europa League campaign was an incredible experience and one that created phenomenal memories.

Speaking following Everton’s crushing 5-2 defeat to Dynamo Kiev and subsequent exit from the Europa League, the Everton manager gave credit to the opposition for their phenomenal performance.

Martinez: “The opportunities that they took away were incredible.

“If you look at it from their point of view, its a phenomenal performance to score the goals that they scored.

“I felt that we kept pushing, we kept trying to find a way to get a goal back.

“Now is a moment to be disappointed because we felt we could go all the way but looking back we had an incredible, incredible experience and some phenomenal memories and probably that has given us a real insight at what we need to reach and what we have in the squad in order to try to succeed and win titles. I think this experience has been phenomenal”


lol lol lol it's self parody at it's finest.
The man is an idiot

When it's hard to distinguish parody from his actual interviews you know he's lost the plot.

Just tedious stuff.

 

[deipnosophist]

Just the sound of his voice does my head in these days. He is such a purveyor of clichéd claptrap