Confirmed Signing Cuco Martina

[Nymzee]

He's crap but it's kept my transfer lust sated.

 

[LostLegend]

Back up right back with PL experience for free...

Don't understand the outrage tbh

 

[bluestevon]

park end will love this defending like

 

[ijjysmith]

Can't wait to boo him.

 

[blue4eva77]

funny that, they obviously do otherwise sad bitter RS like yourself wouldn't go to the effort of creating an account on a rival's forum to try and talk us down.

Just in the last week.

On Bolasie

Bolasie shouldn't have got a number.

On Ashley Williams

He's been a poor signing unfortunately.

On Gareth Barry

Please leave.

On Cuca Martina

He's beyond turd.

On Walsh

that absolute stain Walsh.

On Van Dijk

He's not that good.

On Sigurdsson

50m for a decent corner.

But then a day later

I do like Rooney and want us to sign Sigurdsson.

On Calvert Lewin

He's proper dire. I can't believe he got so much game time last season while offering absolutely nothing.

On Funes Mori

At least we won't have to suffer through his crap defending for a while.

The one player he does rate is Christian Benteke. Interesting.

He's a good player. I'd be fine with him barring him costing an obscene amount of money.

An absolute Grade 1A helmet. Masked slipped within a week. 2/10

 

[roydo]

An absolute Grade 1A helmet. Masked slipped within a week. 2/10

And he is now no longer of this parish.

 

[Kev50]

I'm sick of this turkey already

 

[jonnyboy316]

A real kick in the teeth for the young lads

 

[devogue]

And he is now no longer of this parish.

xD

 

[mutley]

Cuco lol

 

[tommye]

Three year contract

Would Sir have preferred something in the region of 12-14 years?

 

[tommye]

Can't wait to boo him.

I have already. For a solid hour after it was announced. Shame on you.

 

[DanEFC92]

Hope it doesn't harm Kenny's chances.

 

[ilikecheese]

Just in the last week.

On Bolasie



On Ashley Williams



On Gareth Barry



On Cuca Martina



On Walsh



On Van Dijk



On Sigurdsson



But then a day later



On Calvert Lewin



On Funes Mori



The one player he does rate is Christian Benteke. Interesting.



An absolute Grade 1A helmet. Masked slipped within a week. 2/10

He was obvious from the jump. Surprised he made it this long.

 

[Toffeyman123]

I say give him a chance - he is a national team captain (Curacao *cough*) and is versatile cover.

The blue shirt can sometimes transform a player - I am hoping to be pleasantly surprised.