Confirmed Signing Cuco Martina

[allen]

I'm sure this has been commented on, but the bend he gets on that is insane. That's some trans-dimensional shi.

 

[ilikecheese]

Glad he's secured. Cover and makes people's heads fall off.

 

[Jayhow15]

Pro footballer at the end of the day. Nobody in here could do better - guaranteed.

 

[windymiller]

Pro footballer at the end of the day. Nobody in here could do better - guaranteed.

High bar.

 

[tommye]

Welcome to Everton Cuco. I shall pray for you.

 

[Deco]

If he makes more than 8 to 10 appearances this season, something has gone badly wrong - as in Coleman is really goosed long term or Kenny is awful.

The signing makes sense to me, but I hope he barely gets a game.

Agreed. Walsh and Koeman must agree on him though so he might just do the job.

He's at least a natural right back where we do need cover right now. Holgate will be a great player but he's very obviously a CB so as a cheap option Cuco will do I guess .

 

[Tubey]

High bar.

All he's got to do is be better than Marc Hottiger so as to not be the biggest waste of space in an Everton shirt ever.

I wish him luck in achieving those heights.

 

[Jayhow15]

Agreed. Walsh and Koeman must agree on him though so he might just do the job.

He's at least a natural right back where we do need cover right now. Holgate will be a great player but he's very obviously a CB so as a cheap option Cuco will do I guess .

Yup exactly that. Will have a build up of fixtures this season so makes sense on all fronts.

 

[kenada_blue]

FFS CUCK LID

 

[windymiller]

3 years. It's just short term free cover for Seamus, apparently. This lid plays 30 games for us this season. Nailed on.

 

[bol-uk]

I just don't see why he was needed when we have Coleman when back fit, Holgate who can step in and Kenny. We are more desperate for a LB.

Coleman is not fit for a while, Kenny unproven, Holgate not had a great time with the England squad over the summer. We desperately needed cover at RB. I am chuffed with this signing

 

[blueblue]

Will people never learn ?
They moaned when we signed Coleman, they moaned when we signed Gueye and so many others besides.

Let's just trust the managers judgement and give the player a chance.

He may not get a game ahead of Kenny, if Kenny is good enough, but we could not go into the season with two novice right fullbacks in Holgate and Kenny.

 

[kenada_blue]

Surprised we didn't pay £10mill for him cos we can

 

[kenada_blue]

Will people never learn ?
They moaned when we signed Coleman, they moaned when we signed Gueye and so many others besides.

Let's just trust the managers judgement and give the player a chance.

He may not get a game ahead of Kenny, if Kenny is good enough, but we could not go into the season with two novice right fullbacks in Holgate and Kenny.

Can he play left back? Cos we are badly screwed there for cover

 

[Tubey]

Also, this guy played for us once.

He won't be worse or more completely pointless a signing than him.