2018/19 Cuco Martina

[evertonarntwe]

Some Evertonians choose to hate, I dont hate Martina, I do think hes substandard for the level I want, I just dont think hes utter rubbish, we have had many players play for us that I consider to be crimes against Football Martina, Williams and SniderRat arent on that list.

Maybe people are confused with my decent shout, it goes like this :

Utter tosh - Niasse, Bolasie, Sandro, Stekkers
Decent - Martina, Williams, TomTom, Baines, Jags
Good - Besic, Pickford
Superb - Iceland, Walcott, Tosun
Baller - Rico

This list changes hourly, so dont @ me.

Mate there's a huge difference between hating a player and thinking they are truly awful. Ie I genuinely hate Williams and I think he's crap same with bolasie
But Martina I don't hate him I just think he's a calamity. Like he is genuinely the worst footballer I've ever seen live from a top flight team

 

[TommyDavo]

Remember a game when we were boxed in in that corner and he literally refused to try and clear it with his left foot so just kept stabbing it out of play for a throw in with his right. Like a 7 year old would do.

You May be correct, should have put Kenny at left back during that period, certainly couldn’t have been worse than he was on the right

 

[Goat]

Mate there's a huge difference between hating a player and thinking they are truly awful. Ie I genuinely hate Williams and I think he's crap same with bolasie
But Martina I don't hate him I just think he's a calamity. Like he is genuinely the worst footballer I've ever seen live from a too flight team

Ah well hopefully he will be moving on shortly.

I do find it funny that hes clearly lost his twitter password tho.

https://twitter.com/CucoMartina

 

[Andy_Oz]

Mate there's a huge difference between hating a player and thinking they are truly awful. Ie I genuinely hate Williams and I think he's crap same with bolasie
But Martina I don't hate him I just think he's a calamity. Like he is genuinely the worst footballer I've ever seen live from a top flight team

Pistone.

 

[Steve Wigan]

You don’t have a clue.

Tell me when Baines was ever a great tackler. Youre probably too young to remember Parker, who could tackle well, but preferred to 'shepherd' the winger into the corner so that he had no space to play in. Colemans crossing has been abysmal since his return from injury.
Theres your clues, right there....

 

[marsh]

Is Sigurdsson the next one to hate? Maybe Lookman if he stays?

 

[everton1953]

There are two or maybe 3 who will take their turn as number one hate for some people. I think a number of our players are poor but hate is not a word I would use in relation to anyone.

 

[mightymoyes]

Is Sigurdsson the next one to hate? Maybe Lookman if he stays?

Did schederlin leave?

 

[marsh]

Did schederlin leave?

In my dreams haha

 

[Baines' left foot]

That’s it lad, clear off you utter joke. How dare you ever wear our great famous beautiful magic shirt you disgrace.

SLING YER ‘OOK LAD AND NEVER COME BACK

YEAH?

 

[RomanReigns]

Some Evertonians choose to hate, I dont hate Martina, I do think hes substandard for the level I want, I just dont think hes utter rubbish, we have had many players play for us that I consider to be crimes against Football Martina, Williams and SniderRat arent on that list.

Maybe people are confused with my decent shout, it goes like this :

Utter tosh - Niasse, Bolasie, Sandro, Stekkers
Decent - Martina, Williams, TomTom, Baines, Jags
Good - Besic, Pickford
Superb - Iceland, Walcott, Tosun
Baller - Rico

This list changes hourly, so dont @ me.

 

[LABlue2]

Some Evertonians choose to hate, I dont hate Martina, I do think hes substandard for the level I want, I just dont think hes utter rubbish, we have had many players play for us that I consider to be crimes against Football Martina, Williams and SniderRat arent on that list.

Maybe people are confused with my decent shout, it goes like this :

Utter tosh - Niasse, Bolasie, Sandro, Stekkers
Decent - Martina, Williams, TomTom, Baines, Jags
Good - Besic, Pickford
Superb - Iceland, Walcott, Tosun
Baller - Rico

This list changes hourly, so dont @ me.

If our front 4 attackers are somewhere between superb and ballers, what does that make the rest of the top 6?

 

[Azzurri]

Some Evertonians choose to hate, I dont hate Martina, I do think hes substandard for the level I want, I just dont think hes utter rubbish, we have had many players play for us that I consider to be crimes against Football Martina, Williams and SniderRat arent on that list.

Maybe people are confused with my decent shout, it goes like this :

Utter tosh - Niasse, Bolasie, Sandro, Stekkers
Decent - Martina, Williams, TomTom, Baines, Jags
Good - Besic, Pickford
Superb - Iceland, Walcott, Tosun
Baller - Rico

This list changes hourly, so dont @ me.

Martina in the same list as Baines, who is one behind Besic.


Goat I think you may have got it wrong for once.

 

[PeregrineT]

Just saw a twitter report that Martina will be a loan with option to buy. If theres any truth to that, Im floored by the cojones on this Brands fellow.

 

[MikeH72]

Tell me when Baines was ever a great tackler. Youre probably too young to remember Parker, who could tackle well, but preferred to 'shepherd' the winger into the corner so that he had no space to play in. Colemans crossing has been abysmal since his return from injury.
Theres your clues, right there....

Baines is never and has never been a great tackler, but he’s no Cuco Martina. He actually understands the concept of tackling, doesn’t just randomly dangle his strong leg out while turning away in the vague hope of making contact with the ball. To compare any aspect of Baines’ game to this joke is hugely insulting.

As far as crossing goes, Coleman isn’t the best either but at least he actually tries to pick out a man. This fella just lashes it over without even looking up, 99/100 onto the centre back’s head or over everyone. I can’t stress how bad he is enough, he doesn’t have one single attribute that’s above a mediocre Championship level. Koeman disgraced this club by bringing him here in the first place and Allardyce even further by suggesting he was good enough to play for us.