2018/19 Cuco Martina

[Nymzee]

Nobody will have it mate.

People have built this idea of him being terrible for every second of every game.

The reality is he was a decent player, prone to the odd mistake.

I even saw @Mikey_Fitzgerald blame Cuco cos JJK was utter gash.

I LOLd.

I think people are reading my posts like "he thinks he's class, he wants him to stay". I deffo don't want him here but we need to give him some praise as he played on the complete opposite side to what he's used to but still did his best. Made mistakes sure but wasn't actually as bad as people think.

Articles like this highlight what I mean: https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/spo...ws/cuco-martina-fact-evertons-unsung-14025430

 

[Goat]

I think people are reading my posts like "he thinks he's class, he wants him to stay". I deffo don't want him here but we need to give him some praise as he played on the complete opposite side to what he's used to but still did his best. Made mistakes sure but wasn't actually as bad as people think.

Articles like this highlight what I mean: https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/spo...ws/cuco-martina-fact-evertons-unsung-14025430

I dont want him either, but the way people go on you would think he was Niasse levels of bad.

 

[Papa Shango]

I dont want him either, but the way people go on you would think he was Niasse levels of bad.

Don't start me...

 

[MikeH72]

He is mate.

I realise you dont wish this truth, but there it is.

If he was a decent player his career wouldn’t have consisted of mainly the Dutch second division followed by a few years following Ronald Koeman around England before being told to get lost by the first competent manager that’s watched him within 2 months.

I enjoy being wrong as much as the next guy, Oumar is a prime example who’s proven to be a useful player for a poor PL side last season. But this fella has not one redeeming attribute. I’d be surprised if he nails down a place in the team at Championship Stoke.

 

[Foot Long Hot Dog]

Nobody will have it mate.

People have built this idea of him being terrible for every second of every game.

The reality is he was a decent player, prone to the odd mistake.

I even saw @Mikey_Fitzgerald blame Cuco cos JJK was utter gash.

I LOLd.

Mate, he was absolutely awful. Nowhere near good enough for any PL side with aspirations to be at the upper echelons of the league. He didn’t have a forward pass in him.

 

[MikeH72]

Mate, he was absolutely awful. Nowhere near good enough for any PL side with aspirations to be at the upper echelons of the league. He didn’t have a forward pass in him.

Remember a game when we were boxed in in that corner and he literally refused to try and clear it with his left foot so just kept stabbing it out of play for a throw in with his right. Like a 7 year old would do.

 

[rochdaleblue]

Mate, he was absolutely awful. Nowhere near good enough for any PL side with aspirations to be at the upper echelons of the league. He didn’t have a forward pass in him.

Irrespective that he was brought here on a free, It really does make you wonder what Koeman/Walsh saw in him. Third choice full back at saints deemed to be good enough for us.

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

I got banned before for calling him that, racist apparently!

His defending was dead funny, so not sure how calling him after a famous clown could be construed as racist.

Nicolai Poliakoff OBE (2 October 1900 – 25 September 1974) (Latvian: Nikolajs Poļakovs) (Russian: Nikolai Petrovich Polyakov) was the creator of Coco the Clown, arguably the most famous clown in the UK during the middle decades of the 20th century.

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

has he officially gone?

 

[Moomin]

I got banned before for calling him that, racist apparently!

Rightfully so as well. Coco is the hispanic bogeyman who eats babies. Its offensive to my hispanic roots

If you call him that again, i will not think twice about reporting you again.

 

[ArtetaMoney]

Felt sorry for the lad last season, was bought as a back up RB and was forced to play at LB due to the club failing to sign one.

I think had he actually been used to do what he was bought for, he would have done a good job.

Had a run in the back 4 that kept several clean sheets in a row and arguably got us out of trouble.

Hope he does well at Stoke.

 

[evertonarntwe]

I don't whether to laugh or cry with some Evertonians. It's like some people refuse to believe players are crap regardless of how crap they are. Like there always decent even tho there crap

Could have Peggy Mitchell playing the number 10 and some would still be like " NA SHE'S NOT THAT BAD YENNO SHES GOT A HELL LEFT PEG ON IT"

In absolutely no way is cuco Martina anything other than a show

 

[turner]

Rightfully so as well. Coco is the hispanic bogeyman who eats babies.
.

It's mad how he got a job managing belgium

 

[Goat]

I don't whether to laugh or cry with some Evertonians. It's like some people refuse to believe players are crap regardless of how crap they are. Like there always decent even tho there crap

Could have Peggy Mitchell playing the number 10 and some would still be like " NA SHE'S NOT THAT BAD YENNO SHES GOT A HELL LEFT PEG ON IT"

In absolutely no way is cuco Martina anything other than a show

Some Evertonians choose to hate, I dont hate Martina, I do think hes substandard for the level I want, I just dont think hes utter rubbish, we have had many players play for us that I consider to be crimes against Football Martina, Williams and SniderRat arent on that list.

Maybe people are confused with my decent shout, it goes like this :

Utter tosh - Niasse, Bolasie, Sandro, Stekkers
Decent - Martina, Williams, TomTom, Baines, Jags
Good - Besic, Pickford
Superb - Iceland, Walcott, Tosun
Baller - Rico

This list changes hourly, so dont @ me.

 

[COYBL25]

It's mad how he got a job managing belgium

* Holland.