Current Affairs Coronavirus Thread - Serious stuff !!!

[davids]

So far appears to follow the norm - older and/or those with preexisting disease. Doesn't seem to be as bad on kids as the flu.

Very Darwinian virus.If you were a conspiricy theorist you might even imagine it was produced to cull.

 

[gonetomorrow]

I hope Johnson fecking catches it - and his lah-dee-dah girlfriend.

imagine types like that in No 10? It's a joke. Wake up Britain!!

 

[davek]

The army? Ffs, well done knob head in keeping things cool.

"Let me be absolutely clear that for the overwhelming majority of people who contract the virus, this will be a mild disease from which they will speedily and fully recover, as we have already seen."

But we have the army in case the fear we stoke up turns people into titheads.

Comes to something when you lose your rag.

(I 100% agree with you, btw)

 

[davek]

Existential crisis, and we have clown shoes in charge.

Well done serfs.

 

[LinekersLegs]

Meanwhile on the CDC the ”situation summary” hasn’t been updated since Feb 29th

Coronavirus Disease 2019 (COVID-19)

Coronavirus disease 2019 (COVID-19) is a virus (more specifically, a coronavirus) identified as the cause of an outbreak of respiratory illness first detected in Wuhan, China.

www.cdc.gov

and all info on number of tests done has been removed from other pages

 

[Paris]

Well, considering half of both the entire overseas-born population of the UK and of all overseas tourism visits to the UK are to London, it would seem sensible to include them.

Just so ridiculously up their own backside I wish we could isolate them for their arrogance alone.

I've never met someone outside the London bubble who actually likes a Londoner.

 

[Paris]

How so?

Cockneys are truly horrible people.

 

[Jebus_lives]

Cockneys are truly horrible people.

Haven't you heard, no cockneys or British people in London.

 

[Jebus_lives]

Just so ridiculously up their own backside I wish we could isolate them for their arrogance alone.

I've never met someone outside the London bubble who actually likes a Londoner.

This is a ridiculous statement

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Just so ridiculously up their own backside I wish we could isolate them for their arrogance alone.

I've never met someone outside the London bubble who actually likes a Londoner.

Blatantly better than Paris like

 

[The binman chronicles]

"BBC NEWS UK PM: 'Army is ready if needed'
Prime Minister Boris Johnson said the army is ready to support police in maintaining order.
"The army is of course always ready to backfill as and when but that is under a reasonable worst case scenario," he said during a news conference.
He added: "Let me be absolutely clear that for the overwhelming majority of people who contract the virus, this will be a mild disease from which they will speedily and fully recover, as we have already seen."


Have they learnt nothing from the ending to every zombie movie? The army compound is always overrun.

Head for the uninhabited Island.

I wanna see that film, Army v COVID-19. A action horror flick in the form of Aliens. Picture them expending rounds and explosives but it just won't kill it (they all know that but Johnson thought it was worth a go). Then we can have a "Game over man! Game over!" scene.

 

[LinekersLegs]

Not precisely on topic but this is great news

 

[LinekersLegs]

Whole thread is interesting but this particularly so

 

[RAFUH]

We found the target for the Trump admin bus

 

[everton fan number one]

I wanna see that film, Army v COVID-19. A action horror flick in the form of Aliens. Picture them expending rounds and explosives but it just won't kill it (they all know that but Johnson thought it was worth a go). Then we can have a "Game over man! Game over!" scene.

It's the way things are going.