Current Affairs Coronavirus Thread - Serious stuff !!!

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My hospital has surpassed it's previous record COVID census. Had 249 yesterday, now at 278. Previous high mark was 255 in January of 2021 (delta surge). The good news is that the ICU/Vent numbers still remain low compared to previous surges.

Less lung involvement for omicron, vaccines and learning how to manage the disease helping keep those serious case numbers low.

Two weeks later we are at 337 in our hospital system (peaked at 344).
ICU and vent numbers still low in relation to the peak, but they are now higher than at any point in the delta surge.
 
I must p have slept through the physics lectures that detailed the quantum entanglement properties of vaccines

When my son got off the school bus today, he started asking me bizarre, nonsense questions containing ideas that don't belong together. Apparently the game is to see who can come up with the funniest nonsense reply.

Now this. It's like being in the aphasia episode of The Twilight Zone.

I've never taken acid. Is this what it's like?
 
I see Novax has been caught potentially lying about when he had a positive test. Discrepancy in the batch numbers.
If he has blatantly lied to the Aussie authorities I really do hope they kick him out for 3 years.
It's proper grounds.

One of the problems with athletics is that kicking/hitting/throwing a ball well and running fast don't require moral fiber. Debatably, moral fiber is actively a disadvantage.
 
Would being connected to the hive mind help my Wordle scores?

I haven't turned into JC Denton or Adam Jensen yet, that I know of. Of course, I haven't tried to kick anyone's [redacted] in a while, so I just might not have noticed.

If she was arguing that the vaccines made me develop a basketball-shaped tumor in my abdominal region, I'd buy that, but I think that's just from sitting around because it's frickin' freezing outside here.
 
I haven't turned into JC Denton or Adam Jensen yet, that I know of. Of course, I haven't tried to kick anyone's [redacted] in a while, so I just might not have noticed.

If she was arguing that the vaccines made me develop a basketball-shaped tumor in my abdominal region, I'd buy that, but I think that's just from sitting around because it's frickin' freezing outside here.
She apparently started out with the rather mundane claim that the vaccines made you magnetic but seems to have realized that didn’t differentiate her from the crowd so needed to escalate and watched the Matrix after a few too many shandies.
 
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