Current Affairs Coronavirus Thread - Serious stuff !!!

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COVID-19: Straight Answers from Top Epidemiologist Who Predicted the Pandemic

We’ve been told alternatively to not wear masks, to wear masks, to stay home, and to get out and reinvigorate the economy. Hydroxychloroquine and

www.bluezones.com

 

[Charro]

DONT GO THE SHOPS

MAKE MORE PEOPLE UNEMPLOYED.

DO NOT LEAVE YOUR HOUSE EVER.

I HAVE A BIKE. I WILL FIND YOU

 

[gwladysnight]

Their own scientific advisers are telling them that it's 10x more likely to catch the virus if you go from 2m distancing to 1m...and these murdering gets are going to do it.

Hundreds dying each day still on average: "Go out to the shops and spend and do your duty for the economy".

Rope
Neck
Chair
Kick

Can you provide some evidence showing that going from 2 m to 1 m social distancing increases the likelihood of catching the virus by tenfold ?

 

[davek]

COVID-19: Straight Answers from Top Epidemiologist Who Predicted the Pandemic

We’ve been told alternatively to not wear masks, to wear masks, to stay home, and to get out and reinvigorate the economy. Hydroxychloroquine and

www.bluezones.com

I'm now officially depressed after reading that.

 

[blulouie]

Hey, that's good news for us being in the EU too...

UK has already secured a deal for 100 million vaccine dose's...nothing to see here Dave.

 

[davek]

DONT GO THE SHOPS

MAKE MORE PEOPLE UNEMPLOYED.

DO NOT LEAVE YOUR HOUSE EVER.

I HAVE A BIKE. I WILL FIND YOU

You can do what you want mate. Just wear a mask and dont dally in the one place too long. Be responsible.


For others:

DONT GO TO THE SHOPS.

STAY SAFE.

 

[davek]

UK has already secured a deal for 100 million vaccine dose's...nothing to see here Dave.

I feel safe already.

 

[PeregrineT]

...I'm financially clueless

Thats an important first step! I do really enjoy our banter, but a moment of transparency like this is also greatly appreciated.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

I'm now officially depressed after reading that.

A few dozen sessions with a therapist are long overdue to be honest. I've never in my life come across anyone so constantly miserable and angry (unless this is all @Old Blue 2 style tomfoolery and you're not 'really' miserable and angry but having a gay old time as you type out a constant stream of misery and anger). I hope to goodness there's something offline that brings you a bit of joy, as nothing seems to on here

 

[Tea_drinker]

A few dozen sessions with a therapist are long overdue to be honest. I've never in my life come across anyone so constantly miserable and angry (unless this is all @Old Blue 2 style tomfoolery and you're not 'really' miserable and angry but having a gay old time as you type out a constant stream of misery and anger). I hope to goodness there's something offline that brings you a bit of joy, as nothing seems to on here

The amount of terror and paranoia he projects leads me to picture him as an obese, bame, 88 year old heavy smoker, living in a care home, with high blood pressure, asthma and diabetes. He must be bald too cos hes certainly in no rush to get out and get a haircut.

 

[YoboCopter]

A few dozen sessions with a therapist are long overdue to be honest. I've never in my life come across anyone so constantly miserable and angry (unless this is all @Old Blue 2 style tomfoolery and you're not 'really' miserable and angry but having a gay old time as you type out a constant stream of misery and anger). I hope to goodness there's something offline that brings you a bit of joy, as nothing seems to on here

Im not jealous of his mates ill tell you that for nothing

 

[Bruce Wayne]

The amount of terror and paranoia he projects leads me to picture him as an obese, bame, 88 year old heavy smoker, living in a care home, with high blood pressure, asthma and diabetes. He must be bald too cos hes certainly in no rush to get out and get a haircut.

For the avoidance of doubt, I wish no ill on Dave, or anyone on here, but he doesn't come across as happy at all.

 

[orchard]

Anyway, who's off out shopping for Johnson today?

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Anyway, who's off out shopping for Johnson today?

After the bizarre interview with the boss of Selfridges on R4 this morning, I'm tempted to go and visit the 'psychic sisters' they apparently have in store

 

[orchard]

After the bizarre interview with the boss of Selfridges on R4 this morning, I'm tempted to go and visit the 'psychic sisters' they apparently have in store

Get there quick if I was you before they're the next straw that Cummings and Johnson enrol into their circus.