Current Affairs Coronavirus Thread - Serious stuff !!!

[Tin-Tin]

You know the rat Tim Martin will open Spoons on the first possible day with the minimum staff needed on the lowest possible wage, don't you.

Of course. Bet there are no precautions either. The uniins are still in negotiations regarding health and safety practises and yet workers are expected to start heading back tomorrow. Awful

 

[Papa Shango]

Lockdown isnt ending but if u cant work from home get back to work..... with 12hrs notice. But dont use public transport if you can help it (which coincidently are all on reduced services). You can travel to do exercise, just not to Wales or Scotland. Do as much exercise as you want and have picnics, but the fines for flouting the rules are increasing.

Yes, very clear.

Why cant they take their Bentley's to work like Boris does?

Bloody slackers.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

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I'm ignoring those in charge anyway tbh. Dave told me too.

 

[Harryflashman]

I'm ignoring those in charge anyway tbh. Dave told me too.

even a stopped clock

 

[Blues Harp]

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But most of all...... Get back to work you lazy feckers!!!

 

[Papa Shango]

So I drive a works van to work with 4 other lads in. If we all went back to work do we then instead swap 1 vehicle for 3-5 to get us all to the same place? Greta’s gonna be kicking off big time.

Two in the back (tied up at each end), a side car, a towing caravan and a roof rack.

Use your imagination and stop slacking off.

 

[Catfish Blues]

Oh. And we have one on here then?

Pretty sure we dont.

We do.
Dave's a Chinese plant.







Probably a Wisteria.

 

[Tin-Tin]

Wait for the pictures tomorrow from the trains/buses/city centre streets. I expect it to be chaotic.

Plus the late May bank holiday is going to be fun now that people can spend as much time as they want exercising, having picnics and playing sport with people "from their household". Also allowed to travel too - it will look like the virus didnt exist.

 

[COYBL25]

As opposed to leaving the engine running in the drive way?

“ other destinations “ is very ambiguous ?

 

[Bruce Wayne]

We do.
Dave's a Chinese plant.

Probably a Wisteria.

The quarantine in China has gained control over the virus; but that's going to be way too draconian for anywhere in the west. There's going to be a surge of cases of infection, it cant be stopped.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

“ other destinations “ is very ambiguous ?

I know. Just not sure what else you would do in a car, but go to another destination lol

 

[Papa Shango]

“ other destinations “ is very ambiguous ?

It really is. I mean I could drive up to West Kirby for my "exercise" which is about a 6 mile drive away for me so not too bad but I could also go the Lake District and sit off on Windemere if I wanted to by the looks of it which of course would be utter madness...

Not that I ever go out like...

 

[Papa Shango]

I know. Just not sure what else you would do in a car, but go to another destination lol

Dogging.

 

[Nymzee]

“Yeh I live with these guys? Why’s it so unbelievable my household has enough similar aged men in it to have a kick about?”

 

[Catfish Blues]

Wisteria

Oh, maybe a Hysteria then.