Current Affairs Coronavirus Thread - Serious stuff !!!

[Papa Shango]

They were clearly celebrating the end of the war. Which is peace. There's nothing wrong with celebrating peace.

I don't think we have had one day of peace in Europe since that day.... (or probably ever really..)

 

[tsubaki]

Talk of a 50 or 60 page document tomorrow

Hopefully some actual meaningful information

from this government?

50 pages of waffle with 10 intermixed randomly to scare the people who actually read it

 

[ToffeeTim]

Mate no one is gonna read a document that big though that's another issue haha.

When can I expect to be back in office, when can I visit relatives, when can I get a haircut, when can I go the gym, when will footy be back

Dont really care about much else

 

[COYBL25]

You know the rat Tim Martin will open Spoons on the first possible day with the minimum staff needed on the lowest possible wage, don't you.

He reckoned he’s ready to go in June, so I think you may very well be right

 

[Nymzee]

When can I expect to be back in office, when can I visit relatives, when can I get a haircut, when can I go the gym, when will footy be back

Dont really care about much else

I mean I can probs answer those:

- Depends on your job. If you can't do it from home, whilst on the loo, anywhere with phone/wifi and your place of work adheres to social distancing you're expected back tomorrow.
- If you want to stand at the end of the road and talk to them you can but it's not encouraged. If you want to go sit in your mum's house for a chat and a brew then not until social distancing is removed which is way off.
- Possibly July onwards I suspect.
- Probs July onwards earliest again I guess.
- Never. The sport is being deleted.

 

[Papa Shango]

When can I expect to be back in office, when can I visit relatives, when can I get a haircut, when can I go the gym, when will footy be back

Dont really care about much else

Work from home, look at them through the window, buy some shears, exercise whenever you want and NEVER.

Basically...

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Work from home, look at them through the window, buy some shears, exercise whenever you want and NEVER.

Basically...

Can you stick that onto three lines?

 

[COYBL25]

I can see the “ driving to other destinations “
bit being roundly abused.

 

[Tin-Tin]

Lockdown isnt ending but if u cant work from home get back to work..... with 12hrs notice. But dont use public transport if you can help it (which coincidently are all on reduced services). You can travel to do exercise, just not to Wales or Scotland. Do as much exercise as you want and have picnics, but the fines for flouting the rules are increasing.

Yes, very clear.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

I can see the “ driving to other destinations “
bit being roundly abused.

As opposed to leaving the engine running in the drive way?

 

[coollino]

Mate no one is gonna read a document that big though that's another issue haha.

Take it to the park?

 

[Nymzee]

So I drive a works van to work with 4 other lads in. If we all went back to work do we then instead swap 1 vehicle for 3-5 to get us all to the same place? Greta’s gonna be kicking off big time.

 

[Catfish Blues]

Cheers. I’m asking for my 17 year old daughter. She works part-time in the local pub and hasn’t heard a peep to date.

Far as I know, as long as she's on PAYE, she should be OK mate.

She should have had something in writing from her employer to say she's being furloughed, setting out how long for. If she hasn't got that, then she'll need to contact them, and, if she's not been paid, she really needs to chase her employer anyway to see what the crack is.

 

[Harryflashman]

 

[NilSatisOptimum]

Deliberate ambiguity, he really is a fat talentless loafer

Ambiguity equals confusion, not the essence of good leadership.
When said and done, take away the PR bull poop, Johnson is vacuous entitled liar and bully, for all but his mini me's to see.