Current Affairs Coronavirus Thread - Serious stuff !!!

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And now seems a particularly good time to avoid getting ill for any reason if you can help it - both for your own health and to reduce strain on healthcare services.

Same with stopping shaking hands - very low cost way to reduce spread. Also means can avoid those idiots who crush your bones just to make sure they are doing a firm handshake!
Also, you can avoid the creepy, limp fish handshake
 
590 cases in the UK now. That is a fairly sizable increase on yesterday's total.
The number of cases goes up and up every day on reports of new cases. What it fails to recognise is the number of people that have recovered after a few days and no longer have the virus. The first couple of hundred cases were over a week ago and will be totally over it by now (or dead)
 
The number of cases goes up and up every day on reports of new cases. What it fails to recognise is the number of people that have recovered after a few days and no longer have the virus. The first couple of hundred cases were over a week ago and will be totally over it by now (or dead)
3-6 week recovery time for serious cases iirc from China WHO study.
 
3-6 week recovery time for serious cases iirc from China WHO study.
The majority have only minor symptoms and recover within 3-5 days but those people are never removed from the stats.
If we quoted stats for the flu in the same way then there would currently be 827million cases of the flu in the UK.
 
The number of cases goes up and up every day on reports of new cases. What it fails to recognise is the number of people that have recovered after a few days and no longer have the virus. The first couple of hundred cases were over a week ago and will be totally over it by now (or dead)
Ah that's cool then, at least they're either dead or recovered, hahaaa.
 
Day 5 update as I isolate myself to 'prevent' the risk of spreading the Chinese Wuhan Flu to other people:

My dodgy tummy seems to have passed, my poo is now solid.
I've spent all morning watching videos of Sofia Vergara.
Since I changed my Tinder profile to 'bisexual' last night, I've had other 60 likes.

Update to the update:

A lot of black men on Tinder seem to like me.

You know what they say, once you go black, you never go back....
 
The majority have only minor symptoms and recover within 3-5 days but those people are never removed from the stats.
If we quoted stats for the flu in the same way then there would currently be 827million cases of the flu in the UK.
They also think that people remain infectious up to 3 weeks after infection, which is the reason they are not being removed from the stats.

further to this, the UK is still upgrading its testing capabilities as it is currently not able to test that many people per day, meaning it is likely there are a lot more cases which are not yet showing symptoms out there spreading the disease.
 
The majority have only minor symptoms and recover within 3-5 days but those people are never removed from the stats.
If we quoted stats for the flu in the same way then there would currently be 827million cases of the flu in the UK.
Agree it would be good to see the number who have recovered - S Korea data is much better at giving a rounded picture including number non-positive tests and those recovered.

However still important to include those recovering in the stats as they are the ones that are causing the strain on health services or who still have the potential to (several reports of two “waves” where people think they have recovered from the fever/flu symptoms for a day or so and then get respiratory illness)
 
If there is a bright point to this virus, it's seeing Piers Morgan lose his mind on Twitter lol
It’s amazing, I don’t think he knows what to do.

He’s been trying to trumpet the stiff upper lip ‘keep calm and carry on’ schtick for years, but he also knows a big fat 55yo blancmange like him may well be at risk with this so he’s just gone complete meltdown lol
 
Flemish government have cancelled all public sporting events until the end of the month, except football which can be played behind closed doors.

They've basically cancelled all the spring classics up to the Tour of Flanders and they've canned the public rides for that too. Massive impact on the tourism industry in the countries biggest weeks. They've ruined telly as well!
 
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