The Penalty Box Dancer
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I don't think we'll be sitting in a football stadium for another 18 months at least.
These will be one of the last I'd suspect - err hope - because while I do need a haircut there is no way you can social distance when you're stood a few inches away.If restaurants are to open, I'd imagine it's a take away service to start with? I think schools will be one of the first followed by barber shops, hairdressers and then hopefully get the gyms open.
Less cases than Germany but 4x more deaths. Great response from our government.How does the UK compare to similar sized countries so far?
I just don't get how they can come out with straight faces and tell everyone it's all going according to their original plan. Meeting all their targets etc.Less cases than Germany but 4x more deaths. Great response from our government.
I'm in Greece with a fraction of deaths and cases compared to you.Over here we ain't letting anything happen until at least 15th of May.
Would prefer the quick nature of getting one bombed by van damme compared to the slow death of that fat waffle eater poirot carefully explaining the stupidity of my plan in a sitting room of my peersMore Vandamme, less Poirot.
Neil getting stuck into veterans raising money for charity, someone had to say itBecoming more like a dystopia future everyday, thousands of people of died... Yeah but look at that old bloke who has walked a bit... Hooray!
I just don't get how they can come out with straight faces and tell everyone it's all going according to their original plan. Meeting all their targets etc.
They must have had truly abysmal targets set if so.
Their refusal to move away from the party script doesn't help and invites interruption, if they spoke honestly and as an individual I genuinely think in a time of crisis they would be given more patience at least from the publicHe just shouts at every political guest he has on. It's tedious.
I sometimes agree with his opinions but he gives people no chance to speak.
Went out for some fresh air this morning and some weirdo approached me asking for directions. I think I managed to stay 2m away from her. What kind of moron approaches strangers in these times? And what kind of idiot leaves their house without a clear idea of where they're going?
Everyone's talking about opening things up and keeping the weak and vulnerable in isolation. But it might be more effective to keep the idiots at home and just leave everyone else to roam free.
If restaurants are to open, I'd imagine it's a take away service to start with? I think schools will be one of the first followed by barber shops, hairdressers and then hopefully get the gyms open.
Went out for some fresh air this morning and some weirdo approached me asking for directions. I think I managed to stay 2m away from her. What kind of moron approaches strangers in these times? And what kind of idiot leaves their house without a clear idea of where they're going?
Everyone's talking about opening things up and keeping the weak and vulnerable in isolation. But it might be more effective to keep the idiots at home and just leave everyone else to roam free.
You should have told them to 'koff.Bet you jumped out yer skin mate lol
Had something similar happen to me a few days back - was walking the hound and someones dog comes over for a sniff but wouldn't leave so the owner came over to grab the dog but was stood right next to me before trying to chat so I had to move back a bit.
Definitely wasn't far enough away to prevent infection so if either he or I have it the other is goosed!
Went out for some fresh air this morning and some weirdo approached me asking for directions. I think I managed to stay 2m away from her. What kind of moron approaches strangers in these times? And what kind of idiot leaves their house without a clear idea of where they're going?
Everyone's talking about opening things up and keeping the weak and vulnerable in isolation. But it might be more effective to keep the idiots at home and just leave everyone else to roam free.
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