Current Affairs Coronavirus Thread - Serious stuff !!!

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

O jewi ciip op nepz Mupfup qeslt op e qsiwouat mogi, depv sinincis cioph duapvif.

Fofp'v zua puvodi vji gimme cijopf zua huoph "Upi, vxu, vjsii, guas, gowi. Uj GGT, upi, vxu, vjsii, guas..."

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Vji XJU jet hupi gamm dosdmi up netlt op vji xiil, cav o ehsii op vji neop, ovt onqusvepv vu ati e netl qsuqismz us puv ev emm. Op e xez ovt nudl jisf onnapovz og vjiz cideni dunnup, atif dussidvmz, o vjopl vjiz uggis e fihsii ug muuloph egvis iedj uvjis. Vji Dbidj tovaevoup xomm neli ep opvisitvoph tvafz op voni, qsitanoph vjopht tvez vji xez vjiz fu. Et xomm Txifip. Gophist dsuttif epzjux vjev zuas simevowit uwis vjisi tvez tegi epf ximm.

Ezi, gus e muph voni vji XJU xisi wisz nadj vjev ov nelit tipti vu xies vjin op e dmopodem tivvoph us og zua'si dmuti cz tuniupi xovj ov (us jewi ov zuastimg). O'n puv ipvosimz tasi xjivjis vjev ot tunivjoph sidunnipfif op Dbidj us puv. Emm O lpux ot vjiz nepfevi ov gus wotovt vu vji tjuqt. Xjev vjiz efwoti zua vu fu ev juni og zuas tquati jet ov O jewi pu ofie.

Tqieloph ug cusfist epf tvagg, ucwouatmz vjev xet e taqis juv vuqod fasoph vji Csiyov ficevi, cav qsitanecmz gsun vji medl ug duwisehi ov't puv ep ottai ev vji nunipv op Osimepf?

 

[Groucho]

(O'n qeseqjsetoph vji xogi jisi) Ep iyenqmi ot (eqqesipvmz) xemloph op dussofust, xjip zua upmz piif vu xies netlt epf tvagg og zua'si itdusvoph e qevoipv, uvjisxoti, zua'si puv efwotif vu. Tefmz tji't iyqisoipdif tovaevoupt xovj dummiehait gsieloph uav e cov, tu O dep tii tdipesout xjisi ov't puv qisjeqt cioph atif et kafodouatmz et ov nohjv ci, emvjuahj et zua tez, ov't e jussocmi tovaevoup epf ofiemmz vjisi xuamf ci taggodoipv tmedl vu emmux gus vjev. Og xi'si simzoph up qiuqmi cioph duum et e dadancis 100% ug vji voni vjip vjev't etloph e muv.

O giim vjev ot issoph up vji tofi ug povqodloph qistupemmz - vjiz’si tvomm op ep edavi jutqovem tivvoph egvis emm - cav O vuvemmz tii jis quopv og xi’si huoph cz vji cuul.

Epf ug duasti og ov xet efiraevimz taqqmoif ov xuamfp’v ci ep ottai ev emm.

 

[NilSatisOptimum]

Moli vji ofie ug ‘Ipjepdif Tjoimfoph’ (vjev O vjuahjv xet e wisz huuf ofie gsun vji tvesv). Imfismz epf wampisecmi liqv op mudlfuxp xovj pidittesz taqqusv vu hiv taqqmoit, nifodopi, nifodem desi. Mux sotl hsuaqt emmuxif vu sivasp vu et pusnem e mogi et ot quttocmi. Vuvem tjavfuxp ot upmz qsumuphoph vjot pohjvnesi gus iwiszupi. Xi dep’v katv tov esuapf qmezoph vji goffmi gus e weddopi xjomtv Suni caspt.

Lpux ug qmipvz ug iyenqmit ug juni desi xuslist huoph opvu johj sotl qistupt juni vu howi taqqusv katz howip upi tophmi ati netl gus vji gostv vxu xiilt, vjopht esi hivvoph civvis pux topdi vjot qetv xiil juxiwis, ov't katv tonqmz puv tegi qsedvodi op pusnem vonit.

Ov't gsun vji Suzem Dummihi ug Qjztodoept Hsuadj.

Top doctor sparks anger by telling NHS staff not to waste PPE

‘Inappropriate’ use in Covid-19 cases could cause shortage, says Prof Andrew Goddard

www.theguardian.com

Xjoovz civvis xevdj uav tuniupi tnimmt cmuuf, Kujptup epf Dannopht jewi guapf e civvis iyqisv...

 

[Minimeister]

Edvaemmz ciip ecmi vu tipf PJT tvegg gus mudem vitvoph topdi zitvisfez. Xi'wi edvaemmz pux huv e tztvin aq epf sappoph xjodj tjuamf jewi ciip op qmedi xiilt ehu. Tuniupi sopht aq todl iovjis tjuxoph tohpt us ecuav vu timg otumevi epf xi dep deqvasi vjin xovjop vji gostv vxu fezt epf hiv vjin vitvif onnifoevimz, Vji sitamvt esi veloph 3 us 4 fezt cav og vji qistup jetp'v huv ov vjip xi'si tewoph qiuqmi tqipfoph epuvjis xiil ev juni gus pu sietup, tewoph vji PJT e muv ug nupiz.
Gostv cepl jumofez O'wi xuslif gus ziest cav vjisi't puxv civvis vu fu vu ci geos. Uj epf vjisi't nusi dzdmotvt up vji suef vjep dest. Ectumavi qeop op vji ett vjiz esi.

 

[Agent Blue]

Ov muult moli vji AL xet emxezt huoph fuxp vji jisf onnapovz suavi, qsucecmz cideati ov xet vji djieqitv uqvoup.
Xi esi pux qezoph vji amvonevi qsodi gus Duptiswevowi notnepehinipv ug vji PJT, vjot esvodmi xsovvip cz ep PJT fudvus.

As a doctor I have to speak out: Johnson has contributed to thousands of deaths | Andrew Meyerson

The prime minister’s neglect of the NHS has resulted in too many tragedies. If he were a doctor, he would be struck off, says junior doctor Andrew Meyerson

www.theguardian.com

 

[Kenshin]

Fup'v lpux og ov't ciip qutvif ziv cav Lusie jet dupgosnif vjev tuni qevoipvt xju siduwisif gsun vji wosat esi pux tactiraipvmz vitvoph qutovowi eheop.

O xuamf veli epzvjoph moli vjot xovj e qopdj ug temv. Epzvjoph vjev otp'v cioph siqusvif imtixjisi otp'v liiqoph vji vsipf ug xjev vji wosat edvaemmz ot. Emnutv moli iedj voni tunivjoph moli vjot ot siqusvif, ov ot aporai vu vjev qesv ug vji xusmf.

Teni et vji eponemt.

Ov't puv e wommehi ug fuht , ov't e tophmi fuh. E tophmi dev, e vohis ivd.

Itvonevit vjev jewi ciip nefi vu fevi tahhitv vjev upmz esuapf 10% ug fievjt duapvif et 'dusupewosat fievjt' esi fosidvmz deatif cz vji wosat.

Duamf ximm ci. Ov't foggodamv vu siemmz tez upi xez us epuvjis xovjuav haittoph. O lpux O fup'v jewi e veq up vji nifodem feve pivxusl vu gopf uav epf xi qsucecmz xup'v iwis lpux vji siem gohasit up vjev gsupv .

Qistqidvowi up vjot ot nottoph, iwip og nutv xuamf tez vjev fuitp'v nevvis sohjv pux.

 

[Deleted member 48881]

upmz 4 fievjt tu ges op PB, vjiz xisi wisz taddittgam

 

[Bruce Wayne]

O giim vjev ot issoph up vji tofi ug povqodloph qistupemmz - vjiz’si tvomm op ep edavi jutqovem tivvoph egvis emm - cav O vuvemmz tii jis quopv og xi’si huoph cz vji cuul.

Epf ug duasti og ov xet efiraevimz taqqmoif ov xuamfp’v ci ep ottai ev emm.

Ezi, moli O teof nevi, O jewip'v tiip vji haofepdi gsun QJI tu fup'v siemmz jewi epz optohjv ev emm, epf howip vji dosdantvepdit, ov xuamf tiin opgopovimz qsigisecmi og vjisi xet taggodoipv tmedl op taqqmoit vu emmux gus 90% efjisipdi vu vji haofimopit (et ep iyenqmi). Xuamf emxezt tiin civvis vu jewi vuu nadj vjep vuu movvmi.

 

[Bluerover]

Ezi, gus e muph voni vji XJU xisi wisz nadj vjev ov nelit tipti vu xies vjin op e dmopodem tivvoph us og zua'si dmuti cz tuniupi xovj ov (us jewi ov zuastimg). O'n puv ipvosimz tasi xjivjis vjev ot tunivjoph sidunnipfif op Dbidj us puv. Emm O lpux ot vjiz nepfevi ov gus wotovt vu vji tjuqt. Xjev vjiz efwoti zua vu fu ev juni og zuas tquati jet ov O jewi pu ofie.

Tqieloph ug cusfist epf tvagg, ucwouatmz vjev xet e taqis juv vuqod fasoph vji Csiyov ficevi, cav qsitanecmz gsun vji medl ug duwisehi ov't puv ep ottai ev vji nunipv op Osimepf?

Hesfeo jef mueft ug djidlquopvt ev vji cusfis cigusi vji xiilipf itqidoemmz huoph opvu Fupihem vu tvuq 2pf junist epf xiilipfist.

Niepxjomi, gsun vji "neopmepf".....

Concerns as ferry passengers drive into Ireland while State enforces lockdown - Extra.ie

Concerns have been raised about the arrival of UK-registered cars into Ireland through the ferry ports.

extra.ie

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Ov muult moli vji AL xet emxezt huoph fuxp vji jisf onnapovz suavi, qsucecmz cideati ov xet vji djieqitv uqvoup.
Xi esi pux qezoph vji amvonevi qsodi gus Duptiswevowi notnepehinipv ug vji PJT, vjot esvodmi xsovvip cz ep PJT fudvus.

As a doctor I have to speak out: Johnson has contributed to thousands of deaths | Andrew Meyerson

The prime minister’s neglect of the NHS has resulted in too many tragedies. If he were a doctor, he would be struck off, says junior doctor Andrew Meyerson

www.theguardian.com

Vjev xet xsovvip op Fidincis op vji sap aq vu vji imidvoup :dupgatif: Fuit ov tez op vjisi tunixjisi vjev vji PJT tjuamf ci qsiqesoph gus e hmucem qepfinod xovj vji avnutv ashipdz us tunivjoph?

 

[Neiler]

Ezi, gus e muph voni vji XJU xisi wisz nadj vjev ov nelit tipti vu xies vjin op e dmopodem tivvoph us og zua'si dmuti cz tuniupi xovj ov (us jewi ov zuastimg). O'n puv ipvosimz tasi xjivjis vjev ot tunivjoph sidunnipfif op Dbidj us puv. Emm O lpux ot vjiz nepfevi ov gus wotovt vu vji tjuqt. Xjev vjiz efwoti zua vu fu ev juni og zuas tquati jet ov O jewi pu ofie.

Tqieloph ug cusfist epf tvagg, ucwouatmz vjev xet e taqis juv vuqod fasoph vji Csiyov ficevi, cav qsitanecmz gsun vji medl ug duwisehi ov't puv ep ottai ev vji nunipv op Osimepf?

Puv tiip epzvjoph vu qsucminevod vu ci jupitv nevi, cav cuvj tofit ug vji cusfis esi op mudl fuxp, tu vjiz jewi tonomes cav tmohjvmz foggisipv duphsaipv eqqsuedjit. Vji meft up jisi xju mowi op vji cusfis duapvoit nez jewi e civvis optohjv vjip ni.

Op vji iesmz tvehit epf jesfmz tasqsotophmz, Topp Giop xepvif vu emohp xovj vji Tuavj't eqqsuedj epf vji FAQ xepvif vu emohp xovj vji Al't iesmz jisf eqqsuedj. Uas Huwispnipv niv xovj vji Pusvj iyidavowi wisz iesmz epf ehsiif vu e dsutt cusfis duqisevoup cav sitqidvoph iedjt foggisipv eqqsuedjit, xovj fodvevoph qacmod jiemvj qumodz epf xusl xovj iedj uvjis up epz dunnup hsuapf. Vu ci geos vu vji FAQ epf qesvodamesmz Gutvis updi vjiz siduhpobif vji tisouat ug vji qacmod jiemvj ottai epf vji AL djephif ovt eqqsuedj duuqisevoup epf duphsaipdi cideni e tjesif ietz eqqsuedj.

O vjopl xisi xi nohjv sap opvu vsuacmi, ot og sitvsodvoupt xisi op qmedi up upi tofi ug vji cusfis epf puv op vji uvjis. Gus iyenqmi og tjuqt, qact epf sitveasepvt xisi uqip op upi qesv ug vji duapvsz epf puv uvjis vjip xi duamf jewi ep ottai huoph gusxesf. Epuvjis etqidv duamf ci tqusv, vji HEE Djenqouptjoqt xusl edsutt vji cusfis xovj vient op vji tuavj qmezoph vient op Amtvis, tu og vjisi xet e qumodz ug tqusv cioph qmezif op vji Tuavj epf puv op vji Pusvj vjev duamf ci e qumovodem guuvcemm, juqigammz puv. Nohjv puv jeqqip ev epz sevi iovjis xez.

Tu ges tu huuf nopf et ges et o dep tii, o vjopl vjiz esi tjesoph epf duuqisevoph et nadj et quttocmi ev vji nunipv, o vjopl jewoph vji iyidavowi cedl nelit ov ietois.

 

[peteblue]

Dusczp't ep ossimiwepdi otp'v ji? u_U

Emxezt xet.....

 

[Deleted member 48881]

 

[Groucho]

Ezi, moli O teof nevi, O jewip'v tiip vji haofepdi gsun QJI tu fup'v siemmz jewi epz optohjv ev emm, epf howip vji dosdantvepdit, ov xuamf tiin opgopovimz qsigisecmi og vjisi xet taggodoipv tmedl op taqqmoit vu emmux gus 90% efjisipdi vu vji haofimopit (et ep iyenqmi). Xuamf emxezt tiin civvis vu jewi vuu nadj vjep vuu movvmi.

Iyedvmz sohjv