Berbatov

[Librarian]

Berbatoffee.....

 

[EFC Si]

I think he's got the best first touch and control in the world. God knows how Danny well beck stole his place

 

[Bigmaclad]

Would be ace.

No chance of signing him though.

 

[Elong]

People say he's lazy, not a team player blah blah.

I say 2:1 goal ratio overall across multiple leagues, teams, and play styles.

He can be the laziest **** in the world if he did that for us.

Which you and me both know he sadly never would, even The Yak couldn't run to the corners enough, no chance for Berba.

Love the comment above from cumbag, receeding hairline, yeah mate great ****ing reason not to have one of Europe's better strikers, get Ginola on ffs. Unbelievable.

 

[EFCNIK]

I would jizz in my pants if we signed him. I love The Berb.

 

[Neiler]

We couldnt afford half his wages and certainly wouldnt spend it on someone touching 32.

 

[Blue 1]

An undead front two of him and count stracqula maybe? The opposing defence would start coming armed with crosses and garlic.

 

[Kurt.]

* chuckling to myself after reading 'cumbag'*

 

[fandjango]

Gascogne ginola .....berbatov.

 

[Elong]

* chuckling to myself after reading 'cumbag'*

Glad someone saw it

 

[thebluefox]

Lazy [Poor language removed] with a receeding hairline, no thanks

hes just paid 30 bags for a syrup

 

[Fassbasstd]

Smoke and mirrors lid. He is lazy and combs his hair at a strange angle in order to obscure the fact he is receeding

I'd have him if he had a real comb over like Bobby Charlton or Archie Gemmil.

Now there's a chance to change this silly subject and dig up a few memories. What other players had comb overs???????

 

[The-Golden-Vision]

I'd have him if he had a real comb over like Bobby Charlton or Archie Gemmil.

Now there's a chance to change this silly subject and dig up a few memories. What other players had comb overs???????

Our very own Howard Kendall for starters.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

I'd have him if he had a real comb over like Bobby Charlton or Archie Gemmil.

Now there's a chance to change this silly subject and dig up a few memories. What other players had comb overs???????

Howard Kendal

 

[billycopper]

Last year of his contract and he wants to leave Fulham in January. He'd offer us something different as a backup to Lukaku and help us to unlock stubborn defences. If Barkley got injured or went off the boil we could play him in the hole too. Last season he scored 15 in 33 league games for Fulham. He could be a smart short-term signing for something like £1m.