Berbatov

[billycopper]

Left out of Ferguson's Champions League squad in favour of Michael Owen, you'd imagine that he's played his last game for United. He only has a year left to run on his contract in any case. I can't imagine that they'd sell him to one of their rivals. Maybe we could get the funds together to put a bid in? His age counts against him, but he is the league's top scorer and his game is based on quick thinking rather than pace, so he can probably play to a high standard for another four of five years. He can also play as the lone striker. If he could be the difference that gets us into the Champions League places, it would be worth it. I'd expect that around £10m might be enough. Anybody with me?

 

[RFUS]

PHWOAR, you dirty boy. Putting thoughts of Berba into our malleable little minds.

 

[davek]

Nurse, the screens!!

 

[Oxon]

Not a hope in hell of this happening, would be awful nice if it did though.

 

[Bez the Blue]

Yes please, i would get very excited about that transfer if it ever happened. We rarely get big signings, it would be great to get the supporters excited about next season with a head turning signing. Not likely though

 

[Phenom]

Everton and lazy dont mix.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

What the actual **** are you smoking

 

[Allezfan]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

 

[Seamus Colemole]

We'll get John O'shea and think ourselves lucky.

 

[Cookachoo]

Yeah i reckon we could convince the Premier League's top scorer to leave the best team in the country for a third of his salary. Just need to see if we can get Uniteds asking price down from £15m to Anichebe, a Snickers and 2 bags of McCoys.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

We'll get John O'shea and think ourselves lucky.

I laughed. Then I stopped, cos it's true. Or close to
It.

 

[RFUS]

Yeah i reckon we could convince the Premier League's top scorer to leave the best team in the country for a third of his salary. Just need to see if we can get Uniteds asking price down from £15m to Anichebe, a Snickers and 2 bags of McCoys.

That post was so good I'd be willing to upgrade a regular pos rep to a full on massage + happy ending.

 

[formerly manx toffee]

This is a bizarre old thread isn't it....

 

[EFCNIK]

*orders Berbatov 9 away shirt for next season*

 

[Ring master]

I think its only fair is that if every player gets released/sold for any amount of money just link him to Everton Just to get it out the way no matter how good or bad he is