Barkley Excuse Thread

[ijjysmith]

I’m not a scouse and I’m not doing that well

Yeah but I was close.

 

[Jonte]

He’s eventually realised he’s not good enough to play for us.

 

[Lob]

I want to be told how great i am no matter how i play and if any criticism comes my way then i am taking my ball home and going somewhere else and costing you lot millions for having the cheek to be honest with me.

 

[ijjysmith]

Only logical explanation for me is that he has seen Lukaku and Stones leave and go onto better things and wants to do the same.

Done it like a proper turd though.

Same agent as Stones *taps nose

 

[Connor]

I blame @ianefc

 

[Boba Fret]

He found a cafe near Stamford Bridge that cooked eggs just how he likes them.

 

[bobafro]

Was on the same wages as Arouna Kone (15k less than Niasse) and was being offered a contract on less money than Schneiderlin, Sandro and Klassen

 

[mightymoyes]

Cilla black

torys dont count. ross is probably a tory too though

 

[ToffeeTim]

Something about the tories

 

[SpongeBob brown shoes]

Wants silverware on his CV when he hangs up his boots.

Don you need a CV when you retire

 

[Merseyzig]

Poor drinks choices in the ground.

 

[ToffeeTim]

Dropping chang as our main sponsor

 

[Professor Toffee]

He doesn't like man management, he likes boy management

 

[Frang]

I blame @ianefc

morning C or is it afternoon..

are you upper or lower tonight ??

 

[summerisle]

Did the Germans bomb his chippy ?