Barkley Excuse Thread

[the golden visionary]

He's a spoilt footballer. Since childhood he's been told he can do Wat he wants when he wants. Now he's a adult millionaire he's exercising that.

 

[chrismpw]

Wants to play for a team who's fans don't boo their own players.

So would i to be honest.

Won't forgive the little merde muncher for costing us 20m by acting like a snide though.

I hope he never gets off the bench for the cheque book chumps.

 

[evertonarntwe]

he's jelous of dele alli

also he's a rat

 

[Milkman]

He's seen the sketches for our 50,000 seater stadium.

 

[royalblue66]

Wants some of them little plastic flags.

 

[technojoe]

Wev's let him go gracefully if he doesn't show the same respect. Go higher.

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

I want to win things, and I haven't got a hope in hell of that with Everton because they're totally gash with a yard dog manager.

 

[Bungle]

He's seen the sketches for our 50,000 seater stadium.

And can't comprehend that numbers go past the amount he can count on his hand and with his abacus and has panicked?

 

[Baines' left foot]

@Baines' left foot

I’m not a scouse and I’m not doing that well

 

[Jonte]

Hilarious title thread. Love it.

 

[BigMick]

He heard the rumour that Bobby Brown Shoes is taking over at Chelsea after winning the world cup with Rom in the summer

 

[Thomasc]

Only logical explanation for me is that he has seen Lukaku and Stones leave and go onto better things and wants to do the same.

Done it like a proper turd though.

 

[Milkman]

He's gone for more culture obviously, you plebs.

 

[witchdoc187]

Tbf to him he is really thick.

 

[TheFinnFan]

Judas Iskariot Barkley