Barkley Excuse Thread

[Stephen Gibson]

He is a secret Russian spy who has been ordered by Vladimir Putin to work closely with a Russian outpost commander named Roman Abramovic.
Together they will infiltrate the inner workings of private healthcare to better aid the use of Polonium after the botched but successful Livinyenko assassination.

 

[Frang]

they stopped selling WKD blue in the paradox

 

[Frang]

name me a scouser that has done well in London...

 

[zzr45]

Is a massive Chas & Dave fan, but in a classic case of Barkley being a moron has signed for the wrong side.

 

[sageyefc]

name me a scouser that has done well in London...

Cilla black

 

[Marius57]

Just doing what we all screamed at him to do and terrrrrrnnnnnned

 

[n01efc]

He thought he was helping Everton by trying to beat all the other teams in the league for us

 

[larrygobfiend]

He wants to sample the latest culinary food trends.

 

[ijjysmith]

name me a scouser that has done well in London...

@Baines' left foot

 

[royalblue66]

Cilla black

Harold Wilson.

 

[matty1878]

He hates Sam

 

[Frang]

@Baines' left foot

I wouldn't say he does well, reading the fume thread!

fish out of water springs to mind

 

[barneygumble]

"Being an Evertonian wasn't quite what I was hoping for in life, so i'm leaving... but will still check your scores on the CeeFax."

 

[Walken]

Because of the park end

 

[Saint Domingo]

Poor ickle Roscoe wanted a club where he can just swan along and someone else can win the trophies for him.