Barkley Excuse Thread

[Eggsyblueskin]

He woke up next to a horses head,(but never realised it was one of Rooney’s birds got into the wrong bed).

 

[Eggs]

...he wanted Barcelona but will settle for Chelsea.

 

[BlueLee]

He misses David Moyes and wants to move to London to be closer to him I heard

 

[mightymoyes]

His brain doesn't function properly is the reason you can see it on the pitch

 

[orly]

He never recovered from @Donald Twain being banned

 

[Raino85]

He didnt want to stand in the way of Kieran Dowell

 

[msb]

Loadsamoney. End of.

 

[Steve Wigan]

Its all fake news. He doesn't actually exist.

 

[the golden visionary]

The tea and coffee making facilities at Finch Farm leave a lot to be desired

Love that bit

 

[wainy]

The lad who done him in sat in front row of the Bullens and Ross couldn't face that shame.

 

[Soap]

Wants silverware on his CV when he hangs up his boots.

 

[Khalekan]

We have a Ross Barkley thread over here.

But this is a dedicated thread where we conjure up excuses to rationalise why, our dear Ross Barkley - wouldn't just move to another club, but would do so in the snidest way possible.

So, let's not regurgitate the other thread, instead simply state an excuse defending Ross Barkley here. I'll start with some;

Koeman bullied him.
Unsworth looked at him a bit "funny"
Allardyce bullied him.
He was fuming he was only offered £120k when Rooney come in and was on "well more".
Gangsters, innit?
Evertonian's didn't make banners, dedicate songs etc to him enough.
Kenwright, definitely Kenwright.
He wants Champions League football, he deserves a new challenge.


You go.

It is all Chelsea's fault.

 

[nsno-chris]

He’s just a rat

 

[davids]

London offers far more opportunities to get chinned for playing fast and loose with gangsters lady friends.

 

[Darren Higgs]

Wants silverware on his CV when he hangs up his boots.

Not sure he would need a cv when he hangs up his boots. He isnt getting a manger or pundit job. An why would he put his knife and fork on his cv.