GoldenToffee
Player Valuation: £50m
Somebody called it absolutely perfectly the other week when they noted he looked like he was trying to perform some kind of elaborate flick of the ball while on the copacabana instead of a simple pass to a teammate. This moment of idiocy led to him losing possession and it being in our net about 15 seconds later. The player is thick, although a bit more hard working nowadays, but that's hardly worth praise is it when you're being paid 100k a week.