Shrewd sponsor Phil, could be the surprise "least booed" player this season.
My dear boy Richarlison left us with my blessing, and I know my new boy Iwobi is going to thrive this season.
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4737carlin
Player Valuation: £90m
Star player, an inspiration to use all
Will do more on tiktok than on the pitch this season this fella.
Rooney_Tunes
Player Valuation: £35m
Are we signing him as well?
GoldenToffee
Player Valuation: £35m
Needs to show big improvements this season. One run of form towards the end of the season is nowhere near enough to make me forget how horrific he was for two solid years. He needs to add something to his game, namely end product. No good running around if, at the end of it, you continue to make the wrong decisions. This for me is the make or break season, either he improves and they offer him a contract extension, or he remains a bang average player and we look to offload him next summer.
Noisy noise annoys
Player Valuation: £50m
Will be an asset this season
4737carlin
Player Valuation: £90m
Not just his goal v Newcastle but his assist at Leicester too, his attitude, determination, a real catalyst too changing our season.
He needs a new contract before Christmas
Would be peak Everton to give somebody a new contract based off 1 goal and an assist in 3 years.
4737carlin
Player Valuation: £90m
Apart from the fact this wouldn't apply to Alex Iwobi, who did as much as anyone last season to ensure we stay up, in fact more then most.
You don`t half pick some strange hills to die on.
4 goals in 83 appearances for an attacking outlet, but he runs around a lot