Your 'ITK' Thread

[marsh]

Witsel will finally be ours

 

[heatmeiser]

Kaminsky bid is done. He would be a woeful option for us.

Others in the background, but nothing firm. 1 would be good for us.

The keeper or CB?

 

[voodoobloo]

There’ll be US investment in the next few weeks but no majority takeover.

 

[tonyhorne]

Christiano Ronaldo has been seen at the all you can eat buffet in China Dina with Bill ...

 

[Shibbywiggles]

Here it is, my big call.

We will sign someone before the end of this window who will score/assist more than Richarlisons combined 15 (10/5)

 

[kev]

I realise that I risk being vaulted, but I'm going to put my ITK reputation on the line and state that Everton will not sign Kevin De Bruyne in this transfer window.
Remember, you heard it here first.
I repeat - Kevin De Bruyn will NOT be signing for Everton this summer. Take my word for it.
*Taps nose

 

[evertony]

Peter Lim ??

No, his half sister Faye Lin.

 

[davids]

Peter Lim ??

BM will never be finished then.

 

[Kurt.]

@MikelsGoat ’s mar has a drawer full of love eggs

 

[bluelegend]

Next season we will wish it was last season..,,,

 

[stevie blott]

Names mentioned at the start of the window will be the very players we will be after at the end of it...even when they sign for other clubs.
Our clubs scouting network are all guest lurker accounts on here, They have zero knowledge of any players other than what's either talked about on here or what's shown on Sky Sports News.
Taps nose.

 

[ossie_21]

Here it is, my big call.

We will sign someone before the end of this window who will score/assist more than Richarlisons combined 15 (10/5)

Over how many seasons though?

 

[KaiserEFC]

We will sign Scott McTominay at some point in his 29th year on this earth.

We will also sign Dwight McNeil on deadline day for less than £20m pre add-ons.

 

[summerisle]

Bill Kenwright will resign when there are no longer any sex scandals in the Conservative party.

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

Heard it from a source that Dave Whelan actually broke his leg in the cup final.

I guess that's just one of those that will never be confirmed though.