Your 'ITK' Thread

[GrandOldTeam]

Worked well last year, so lets give it another go.

Your opportunity to be lavished by your fellow forum nerds as an 'ITK'

So, make something up and later, we'll review who is definite ITK and who is just an attention seeking whore.

Your fate is entirely dependent on your ability to ride the media consensus and make vague enough statements that could be taken either way.

Good luck.

 

[Connor]

@orly

 

[everton2004]

First

 

[Saint Domingo]

Should be the weasel thread.

 

[mixed_up]

Everton to sign Munir on loan, Klaassen (£24m) and Sandro.

Everton to sign Rooney, Barkley to join Manchester United.

Everton to sign Keane too.

 

[d34noj]

@orly

An absolute haven for collecting weasel points.

 

[orly]

@orly

The Index, sanitised.

 

[mezzrow]

First...

then...

 

[ALANSTUBBS]

Lots of rumour, ultimatly our 3 main targets go to Arsenal.

Sign Cuco Martina on deadline day.

Finish 7th, RonKo buggers off

WELCOME TONY P!

 

[everton2004]

Ross to join the mighty barcodes.

 

[GrandOldTeam]

I'll go.


Sandro Ramirez

- It's up to him.

Davy Klaassen

- Ajax want £26m. We dont want to go over £22m.

Michael Keane

- He wants to sign.

Fraser Forster

- Our number one target, before Pickford.

Kalidou Koulibaly

- Still hopeful of bringing this lad in.

Wayne Rooney

- Locked in discussions with Man Utd, releasing from contract isn't enough, Rooney wants either Man Utd or Everton to pay a substantial fee.

 

[Connor]

I'll go.


Sandro Ramirez

- It's up to him.

Davy Klaassen

- Ajax want £26m. We dont want to go over £22m.

Michael Keane

- He wants to sign.

Fraser Forster

- Our number one target, before Pickford.

Kalidou Koulibaly

- Still hopeful of bringing this lad in.

Wayne Rooney

- Locked in discussions with Man Utd, releasing from contract isn't enough, Rooney wants either Man Utd or Everton to pay a substantial fee.

Oh Jesus Christ

 

[Eggs]

Oh Jesus Christ

...is he any good?

 

[sharkey1001]

Ins

Klassan - £26m
Lemos - £20m
Timo Horn - £18m
Iheanacho - £23m
Enner Valencia - £6m (deadline day)


Outs

Lukaku - £82m - Chelsea
Niasse - £5m - Metalist Kharkiv
McGeady - nominal - Preston (probably have to pay half his wages as well)
McCarthy - £20m - Newcastle

End the window with a positive net spend and everyone fumes.

P.s. Sandro rejects us and signs for Arsenal

 

[MikeH72]

Oh Jesus Christ

Beat me to it.