Your 'ITK' Thread

[GrandOldTeam]

Back again in it's third instalment. (first and second)

Your opportunity to be lavished by your fellow forum nerds as an 'ITK'

So, make something up and later, we'll review who is definite ITK and who is just an attention seeking whore.

Your fate is entirely dependent on your ability to ride the media consensus and make vague enough statements that could be taken either way.

Good luck.

 

[sageyefc]

Heard we’re in for a midfielder

 

[COYBL25]

This will make the Weasel Index much easier to compile.

@orly

 

[Lelouch]

heard Allegri is gagging for it.

 

[chrissyjack]

I know bugger all

 

[JLW]

We WILL get Gabriel regardless of other clubs interest
A late offer for Mahrez
Gomes to Valencia

 

[ToffeeTim]

I heard we are skint

 

[GrandOldTeam]

Thiago Silva's representatives have been looking at houses in Crosby.
Allan is all but boxed off, we're just wrangling over the fee.
We've given Gabriel Magalhães's representatives a take it or leave it offer. Its now a better offer than the one we pulled out of in April to re-negotiate.
We've put the feelers out for Lozano.

 

[NeilA1878]

Im the only person that can boast a 100% record of incomings before any stories in the media aren´t I (for Sidibe, despite the spelling error) ?

 

[Brett Angell Delight]

Sensational £50m double swoop on Arsenal for Rob Holding and Lucas Torreira in the offing.

You heard it here first.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Tom Davies to be handed 5 year 120k per week deal, separate 'threads allowance', and the club captaincy.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Something about a Lamborghini Gallardo.

 

[AmericasToffee]

Thiago Silva's representatives have been looking at houses in Crosby.
Allan is all but boxed off, we're just wrangling over the fee.
We've given Gabriel Magalhães's representatives a take it or leave it offer. Its now a better offer than the one we pulled out of in April to re-negotiate.
We've put the feelers out for Lozano.

Only Everton can pull out of a deal only to re-negotiate for a higher price

 

[APN_EFC]

Tom Davies to be handed 5 year 120k per week deal, separate 'threads allowance', and the club captaincy.

I like this one. Well done Tom, good to have you with us.

 

[DanEFC92]

Welbeck and JLingz on deadline day *taps nose