Who is the worst Everton player you have seen in the Premier League era?

[WilliamPerry]

Obviously there is going to be divided opinion but who is the overall worst to have done something we can all only dream of and wear the royal blue jersey in the premier league era? I am certain to have missed some out but there are some absolute stinkers on this list.

how did Nyarko miss the cut for that list ?

 

[Daytripper]

Seen quite a few sadly , the likes of Peter Degn, Claus Thomsen, Paul Holmes, Preki come to mind. It’s difficult to choose just one.

 

[BirkenheadBlue]

Regardless how awful we were back then, we could always pull out a surprise win like the Cadamarteri Derby or Big Dunc v Man U in 95, sadly this gaggle of mercenaries just haven't got it in them.

Errrr… did you not watch last season? Basically all we did of note was pull out surprise results against “bigger” sides

 

[MikeH72]

Errrr… did you not watch last season? Basically all we did of note was pull out surprise results against “bigger” sides

Last season wasn’t football though, it was 38 training sessions.

 

[BirkenheadBlue]

Last season wasn’t football though, it was 38 training sessions.

Riiiight

Found Dave’s multi

 

[Pittsburgh Footy]

This poll is truly amazing how much end product counts for not being a "worst player"

Oumar Niasse was by far the "worst player" I've seen in the last decade, but he had an amazing knack for scoring goals, beyond all odds.

When I meet my maker, this will be the first question I ask. How was his goal return remotely possible?

 

[BirkenheadBlue]

This poll is truly amazing how much end product counts for not being a "worst player"

Oumar Niasse was by far the "worst player" I've seen in the last decade, but he had an amazing knack for scoring goals, beyond all odds.

When I meet my maker, this will be the first question I ask. How was his goal return remotely possible?

My favourite was definitely the one where he charged down the keeper’s clearance, was running after the ball to put it into the empty net, tripped and fell over, hitting the ball with his head in the process, and knocking it into the goal

 

[ForeverBlue92]

Iwobi and Toshun for the fees alone.

Special shouts for Magaye Gueye, Niasse, Alcatraz & Pistone as well.

 

[BigMick]

The Bernie Wright/Rod Belfitt forward line was dire.

To be fair, they only played together three times. The Catt never gave them time to gel!

 

[MikeH72]

Riiiight

Found Dave’s multi

I mean yeah it’s totally normal for us to win so many “away” games.

 

[The Sorting Hat]

Some of those hae had the odd good game, or at least not stank the place out every time.

Rondon has offered nothing in any of his games.
Even a brick wall can play a one-two.

 

[magicjuan]

Sol-o-mon Ron-don. Is the only player I've seen play for us that I believe was a genuine hinderance and him not being on the pitch wouldn't make an iota of difference.
Another that used to wind me up was Earl Barrett. He was the most unathletic athlete ever. He would run as if he'd hit every hurdle along the way despite there being no erm, hurdles ?

 

[diggerdestroyer]

Iwobi. Rondon is woeful but only here short term. Iwobi has got plenty match time over last few seasons ( which is down only to lack of investment) he is completely useless and I genuinely believe for amount of game time he gets he is the worst.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Iwobi is the worst signing but nowhere near the worst player. Gueye was a player that would have been average in the Vauxhall Conference.
Would love to see footage of Moyes calling him his ‘secret weapon’

 

[PhilRegan]

He could not pass water after ten pints of lager - never mind pass the ball to Rhico unmarked - a headless chicken, but I think we have had worse TBH ....

Scratches head to think who

Bernie the Bolt Wright, but he was funny as we could not find a kit to fit him, plus he did score ta few at no 9 .....

Glen keeley and Alan Shackleton were bad, more recent times Mark Hottinger has to be up there.