davek
Player Valuation: £150m
Ha ha ha.We need to carbon date our players before signing. Typical sloppiness from Moshiri this.

Ha ha ha.We need to carbon date our players before signing. Typical sloppiness from Moshiri this.
Who's moaningI can't recall Everton known as a pacy team. Lukaku is quick for his size. Barkley is not pacy at all. We have lost these two suddenly people moan for the sake of it.
The lad said he cant recall us being a team with pace...that's a short memory when in the last few seasons we had Barkley, Lukaku, Mirallas spearheading an attack with Baines/Oviedo and Coleman bombing on too.
That team would utterly ruin this one now.
Right, so the only player we have lost there is Oviedo and Barkley, neither are pacy players, as I thought, null and void point.
Thanks.
Who's moaning
Yes we do need physical speed but im more worried about the speed at which we move the ball around.
|Unlike Lukaku he actually goes after his touches instead of giving up on them. Also was his passing that bad?He has a hive of angry bees for feet. The Spanish Andy Johnson.
It was the worst first touch I've ever seen on an Everton player.|Unlike Lukaku he actually goes after his touches instead of giving up on them. Also was his passing that bad?
Apparently his birth certificate is locked in the safe in Bills office along with Yakubu'sThe fact that he's 24 but looks like a 45 year old inmate at Her Majesty's pleasure has me worried. We'll come to sell him and we'll find out he's about 50.
We've lost Barkley and Lukaku and Oviedo....the remaining Baines and Mirallas need a walking frame to get round these days and Coleman isn't coming back the same player unfortunately.
Face it, this Dutch lad is intent on having 8 CMs on the pitch and none of them can run successfully for a bus.
Which underlines my point about the feller generally speaking: he can't blend a team. And in particular he cant build an attack that functions. He seems to have a lot of ideas about paying for them and bringing them in but when he gets them he's clueless about where it all fits.
Early days yes, but we look an utter shambles.
lol not quite Lukakus bouncy castle feet but tbh it was quite poor.It was the worst first touch I've ever seen on an Everton player.