Where's the pace going to come from???

[chicoazul]

We don't need pace, we are just gonna score 30 yard BLAMMOS all season.

 

[Goat]

We don't need pace, we are just gonna score 30 yard BLAMMOS all season.

Still waiting for the no pace bandits to tell me the names of all these pacy players we have lost.

The utter clowns dont even understand that its a team tempo issue and not a pace issue.

 

[peteblue]

Same place it came from last season.

Did I miss us selling Usian Bolt over the summer?

No idea, it was all a blur.......

 

[Goat]

Sandro has pace, if he ever learns to control a football and play simple passes then 1 day he might even run with the ball.

 

[BlueLlama]

Besic would up the tempo of the team if he's ever fit.

 

[davek]

Hi David, when are you claiming we had pace?

Which player did we sell that took away all our pace?

The lad said he cant recall us being a team with pace...that's a short memory when in the last few seasons we had Barkley, Lukaku, Mirallas spearheading an attack with Baines/Oviedo and Coleman bombing on too.

That team would utterly ruin this one now.

 

[chicoazul]

Sandro has pace, if he ever learns to control a football and play simple passes then 1 day he might even run with the ball.

He has a hive of angry bees for feet. The Spanish Andy Johnson.

 

[davek]

We don't need pace, we are just gonna score 30 yard BLAMMOS all season.

Ha Ha Ha. "Blammos" is great. I had that word rattling round my head for days last week.

 

[sageyefc]

Starts at the back with the ponderous donkeys jags and Williams slowly passing it amongst themselves, completely kills tempo. Baines constantly passing it backwards because there's no one on the wing for him to play to, no proper ball player in the middle to run things

 

[Kev50]

The lad said he cant recall us being a team with pace...that's a short memory when in the last few seasons we had Barkley, Lukaku, Mirallas spearheading an attack with Baines/Oviedo and Coleman bombing on too.

That team would utterly ruin this one now.

you're not wrong there, why it almost relegated us 12 months ago

 

[chicoazul]

Ha Ha Ha. "Blammos" is great. I had that word rattling round my head for days last week.

Strange how Sandro's YouTube didn't include many first touches or range of passing Dman. Still, he can toey it from 25 against some Iberian orange pickers and has a sleeve tattoo so sign him up and ship our best goalscorer for 3 decades out for him.

 

[Goat]

The lad said he cant recall us being a team with pace...that's a short memory when in the last few seasons we had Barkley, Lukaku, Mirallas spearheading an attack with Baines/Oviedo and Coleman bombing on too.

That team would utterly ruin this one now.

Right, so the only player we have lost there is Oviedo and Barkley, neither are pacy players, as I thought, null and void point.

Thanks.

 

[davek]

Strange how Sandro's YouTube didn't include many first touches or range of passing Dman. Still, he can toey it from 25 against some Iberian orange pickers and has a sleeve tattoo so sign him up and ship our best goalscorer for 3 decades out for him.

The fact that he's 24 but looks like a 45 year old inmate at Her Majesty's pleasure has me worried. We'll come to sell him and we'll find out he's about 50.

 

[chicoazul]

The fact that he's 24 but looks like a 45 year old inmate at Her Majesty's pleasure has me worried. We'll come to sell him and we'll find out he's about 50.

We need to carbon date our players before signing. Typical sloppiness from Moshiri this.

 

[davek]

Right, so the only player we have lost there is Oviedo and Barkley, neither are pacy players, as I thought, null and void point.

Thanks.

We've lost Barkley and Lukaku and Oviedo....the remaining Baines and Mirallas need a walking frame to get round these days and Coleman isn't coming back the same player unfortunately.

Face it, this Dutch lad is intent on having 8 CMs on the pitch and none of them can run successfully for a bus.

Which underlines my point about the feller generally speaking: he can't blend a team. And in particular he cant build an attack that functions. He seems to have a lot of ideas about paying for them and bringing them in but when he gets them he's clueless about where it all fits.

Early days yes, but we look an utter shambles.