What do you do that's everyday weird?

chrismpw

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Obviously everything I do is sensible, rational and normal. Not normal as in "the normal public" do it, but normal as in "not weird."

Today I turned up at a mate's house. I've known him since school days over 40 years ago. I said I'd be there from 10am but rudely I'd arrived at 9.50 because the traffic had, rudely, not held me up.

I rang the bell ... delay ... he opened up, apologies were made for being early, he invited me in and them said "sorry I have to go back upstairs and just dry my toothbrush."

Dry a toothbrush?

60 years of rigorously cleaning my teefs (my elder sister was a dentist) and I've never come across anyone who "dries" their toothbrush after use. On a towel, apparently. Just weird. His wife does the same (I asked her) and sees it as normal practice.

What (harmless matter of fact) stuff do you flutes do as a matter of course that the rest of civilisation might consider weird?

(Yer ma)
 
Obviously everything I do is sensible, rational and normal. Not normal as in "the normal public" do it, but normal as in "not weird."

Today I turned up at a mate's house. I've known him since school days over 40 years ago. I said I'd be there from 10am but rudely I'd arrived at 9.50 because the traffic had, rudely, not held me up.

I rang the bell ... delay ... he opened up, apologies were made for being early, he invited me in and them said "sorry I have to go back upstairs and just dry my toothbrush."

Dry a toothbrush?

60 years of rigorously cleaning my teefs (my elder sister was a dentist) and I've never come across anyone who "dries" their toothbrush after use. On a towel, apparently. Just weird. His wife does the same (I asked her) and sees it as normal practice.

What (harmless matter of fact) stuff do you flutes do as a matter of course that the rest of civilisation might consider weird?

(Yer ma)
If he’s got one of them electric toothbrushes you do have to swill them thorough or dry them or they slowly drip and leave a pool of teeth waste at their base every day.

In a completely different note, I only realised you can wipe your bum sitting down a few years ago thanks to members of this forum.
 
Obviously everything I do is sensible, rational and normal. Not normal as in "the normal public" do it, but normal as in "not weird."

Today I turned up at a mate's house. I've known him since school days over 40 years ago. I said I'd be there from 10am but rudely I'd arrived at 9.50 because the traffic had, rudely, not held me up.

I rang the bell ... delay ... he opened up, apologies were made for being early, he invited me in and them said "sorry I have to go back upstairs and just dry my toothbrush."

Dry a toothbrush?

60 years of rigorously cleaning my teefs (my elder sister was a dentist) and I've never come across anyone who "dries" their toothbrush after use. On a towel, apparently. Just weird. His wife does the same (I asked her) and sees it as normal practice.

What (harmless matter of fact) stuff do you flutes do as a matter of course that the rest of civilisation might consider weird?

(Yer ma)
Does he have a separate towel for his toothbrush? I usually have 2 towels for my use in the bathroom, 1 for body, 1 for hands/face.

I wouldn’t be comfortable drying my toothbrush with the either of the one I use on my face, or the one that dries my bollocks with.
 
If he’s got one of them electric toothbrushes you do have to swill them thorough or dry them or they slowly drip and leave a pool of teeth waste at their base every day.

In a completely different note, I only realised you can wipe your bum sitting down a few years ago thanks to members of this forum.
I don't see how a leccy brush is any different from a normal one in that regard. Plus, on that regard, wiping your toothbrush onto a towel that's probably flossed a body somewhere can't be that hygienic.

Wiping im a sitting position is far easier as it opens up the crevice for easier paper penetration.
 
Does he have a separate towel for his toothbrush? I usually have 2 towels for my use in the bathroom, 1 for body, 1 for hands/face.

I wouldn’t be comfortable drying my toothbrush with the either of the one I use on my face, or the one that dries my bollocks with.
Exactly this!!

But also ... it cant take long for a toothbrush to air dry can it?
 
My Mrs goes mental with me as I use 2 towels whenever I shower, one is for the initial dry down when you first get out the shower, but this then quickly gets wet so I then use the 2nd to wrap around my waist for the 12 step walk into the bedroom, here I lay the towel on the bed and then lie on it for 10 minutes with the window open to let in a light breeze which then finishes off the drying job naturally…. Surely that’s common sense.

*oh, and apparently I read the Beano every day, all day.
 
Obviously everything I do is sensible, rational and normal. Not normal as in "the normal public" do it, but normal as in "not weird."

Today I turned up at a mate's house. I've known him since school days over 40 years ago. I said I'd be there from 10am but rudely I'd arrived at 9.50 because the traffic had, rudely, not held me up.

I rang the bell ... delay ... he opened up, apologies were made for being early, he invited me in and them said "sorry I have to go back upstairs and just dry my toothbrush."

Dry a toothbrush?

60 years of rigorously cleaning my teefs (my elder sister was a dentist) and I've never come across anyone who "dries" their toothbrush after use. On a towel, apparently. Just weird. His wife does the same (I asked her) and sees it as normal practice.

What (harmless matter of fact) stuff do you flutes do as a matter of course that the rest of civilisation might consider weird?

(Yer ma)
I dry my toothbrush too!!!
 
I usually use my toothbrush to scrub my bum clean and then dry it on a towel, no chance I’d dry it in a towel I’d used to dry my bum….. that’s just sick
 

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