What do you do that's everyday weird?

[Seathestars]

Good question for lorry drivers this. The HGV type.

 

[Pootsy]

I shave and have a pee in the shower in the morning
Dry my toothbrush (handle only) with a towel
Have 2 Tea towels on the go in the kitchen.
Must have the mattress cover taught before getting into bed
Hate the cutlery holder in the dishwasher not being organised correctly
Organise change into stacks of circumference order (largest coin at the bottom)
Keep Extra Strong Mints in the Glove Compartment of my car (hate coffee breath)
Wash my hands until my watch says I've washed them for long enough

I reckon that makes me as normal as the rest of you.

 

[TyphooToffee]

Go on here

That's so weird it deserves its own thread

 

[TyphooToffee]

I don't see how a leccy brush is any different from a normal one in that regard. Plus, on that regard, wiping your toothbrush onto a towel that's probably flossed a body somewhere can't be that hygienic.

Wiping im a sitting position is far easier as it opens up the crevice for easier paper penetration.

Completely agree yet usually forget to do it until it's too late. It's weird because, although I still see myself as a middle-aged man, I have the memory of a man of 75, which is particularly annoying as I'm only just 73.

 

[chrismpw]

Completely agree yet usually forget to do it until it's too late. It's weird because, although I still see myself as a middle-aged man, I have the memory of a man of 75, which is particularly annoying as I'm only just 73.

I just cant contemplate the idea of standing until that whole area is scrubbed clean with the izal. The thought of any turd remnants being rolled around and spread about between the cheeks* doesn't bear thinking about.

*for some reason this sentence put me in mind of D Trump about to mutter one of his falsifications.

 

[WA Toffee]

Obviously everything I do is sensible, rational and normal. Not normal as in "the normal public" do it, but normal as in "not weird."

Today I turned up at a mate's house. I've known him since school days over 40 years ago. I said I'd be there from 10am but rudely I'd arrived at 9.50 because the traffic had, rudely, not held me up.

I rang the bell ... delay ... he opened up, apologies were made for being early, he invited me in and them said "sorry I have to go back upstairs and just dry my toothbrush."

Dry a toothbrush?

60 years of rigorously cleaning my teefs (my elder sister was a dentist) and I've never come across anyone who "dries" their toothbrush after use. On a towel, apparently. Just weird. His wife does the same (I asked her) and sees it as normal practice.

What (harmless matter of fact) stuff do you flutes do as a matter of course that the rest of civilisation might consider weird?

(Yer ma)

Don't you just rinse it, then run your thumb over the bristles to remove excess water?

 

[chrismpw]

Don't you just rinse it, then run your thumb over the bristles to remove excess water?

I rinse and give it a quick flick. Surely that's the best, cleanest, most obvious, most hygienic thing to do?

Mind blown by the different things people do to their brushes.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Go on here

None of my mates know about this and i intend to keep it that way. My wife refers to it as ‘that weird forum you like’ I take great care to hide the forum name and my user name from her when I’m browsing nearby.

 

[PITA]

I park in a dark and disgusting multi storey car park for work each morning and as I walk across it I quite often let out a massive scream that echoes round the whole place like someones just been murdered, I'll often do it when there's people in relatively close proximity and when they look round I start looking round as well as if to also be looking to see where the scream came from.

For you, that doesn't really sound weird.

 

[Swartzy]

None of my mates know about this and i intend to keep it that way. My wife refers to it as ‘that weird forum you like’ I take great care to hide the forum name and my user name from her when I’m browsing nearby.

I have always wondered if someone's partner has signed up just to keep an eye out, and without knowing the username could they be sat in the same room whilst clashing on the Forum without knowing it's the partner you're bumping heads with..

This kind of thread would probably catch you out.

 

[coollino]

None of my mates know about this and i intend to keep it that way. My wife refers to it as ‘that weird forum you like’ I take great care to hide the forum name and my user name from her when I’m browsing nearby.

i laugh, along with others, about a Liverpool fan at work who posts on RAWK. nearly all of the jokes go back to him posting on a football forum

 

[Nymzee]

I am not ashamed about my hours spent on GOT <3

 

[kev]

I am not ashamed about my hours spent on GOT <3

If anybody catches me I pretend I'm looking at porn.

 

[Kurt.]

I sit on the toilet to pee whilst brushing my teeth with the big brush then cleaning my bum with it ….. it all saves time and I have no dirty tea towels

 

[chrismpw]

If anybody catches me I pretend I'm looking at porn.

The GOT IS porn.