What do you do that's everyday weird?

Spitting when I see a magpie. Can be a bit messy though when driving my car.

And using my missus' toothbrush to clean any mould I see developing around the bath seal. In my defence though I do clean it afterwards with Dettol before putting it back in the rack so I do care for her dental hygiene.
Nothing weird about that as long as you don't dry it on a towel, apparently.
 
Not daily, but I make sure things are in the cupboards the right way round.
I give away so much perfectly good/new stuff because I can't handle clutter ( Which wouldn't be classed as clutter in anybody else's mind )

I'll grab a coffee when I'm out shopping and end going round cleaning up the tables 🫣
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I made very good friends with some magpies a couple of years ago. They'd even come and eat worms etc off my hand. Mrs B and my kids thought I was bonkers but, well, not always easy to make new friends so I made the most of it.
Making friends with magpies and putting stickers on toilet walls in a foreign country about kopites... what's weird about that? ;)
 
my neighbour across the street puts out his 2 wheelie bins on a Monday evening for pick-up on a Thursday morning regardless of the weather conditions

he is either OCD , a pre-crastinator or a straight up simpleton


Mrs notrevE5 starts sweeping the floor, gathers up a small amount, sweeps a little pile usually into a side wall or corner, repeats the same procedure till there's 3 or 4 small piles in each room but wont actually complete the task of gathering all into the dust pan for disposal for anything up to 3 to 8 hours after first starting 🤯

and she calls me the weird one🙄
 
I park in a dark and disgusting multi storey car park for work each morning and as I walk across it I quite often let out a massive scream that echoes round the whole place like someones just been murdered, I'll often do it when there's people in relatively close proximity and when they look round I start looking round as well as if to also be looking to see where the scream came from.
 

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