Welcome to the new season : Everton I hate you

[Deleted member 55728]

Bring on the new season

 

[blue61]

Roll on the cricket season, can't be bothered with togger any more.

 

[Caolam]

Surely this ensures we buy a few players who want to play.

 

[ChesterBlue]

That was like what happens to me on PES when the scripting goes awry. Difference is, that’s a jarg videogame and that was a team of highly paid ‘professionals’ with one of the highest paid managers in the world. I hope they can never look their children in the eye ever again after that out of shame

 

[blulouie]

Surely this ensures we buy a few players who want to play.

That might not be the problem mate.

I'm very sure Davies & Niasse want to play.
The trouble is they cant play.

 

[Dymak]

I want Putin to nuke Stanley Park, get rid of Everton and Liverpool in one go!

 

[edge]

wish this season was over

 

[blue61]

wish this season was over

It is.

 

[edge]

It is.

if you gave me 12th, and i didnt have to see or hear about them again till next august i would be made up

 

[MACCA75]

The way we find new ways to throw away games is quite extraordinary. It’s like a Banksy work of art.

I thought we had peaked with Van Dijk skying the last kick of the game over the bar, and still conceding, but tonight probably beats that.
Yes we’ve conceded 2 in injury time before (losing at Spurs from 2-1 up, drawing with Oldham from 2-0 up) but an overhead kick from a defender who has never scored is creative even by our standards.

 

[TippEverton]

Koff football.

Koff Everton.

Koff kopites.

Wouldn't you love a switch that can make you not care, but there's not.

 

[Toffee in Jandals]

Genuinely has really affected my mood today, I've just felt p***** off all day.

Even worse, being that the game was on at 8:30am NZL time, I had the rest of the day at work to look forward to after the game. Not to mention all the "banter" from friends. 'Koff Everton.

 

[BernieH]

I just recently found out my great nephew,who I didn't know was interested in football, has started supporting Everton because me and his dad(who I introduced) do. I feel sorry for the kid.

 

[chrismpw]

That was like what happens to me on PES when the scripting goes awry. Difference is, that’s a jarg videogame and that was a team of highly paid ‘professionals’ with one of the highest paid managers in the world. I hope they can never look their children in the eye ever again after that out of shame

I played a game of PES yesterday that had 0-0 written all over it. Ball spent its entirety around the half way line, few chances , top form by goalkeepers etc. One team managed a goal in the 78th minute. The game finished 4-1 to the other team!

 

[Disgruntledgoat]

The way we find new ways to throw away games is quite extraordinary. It’s like a Banksy work of art.

Trite, facile, obvious and unoriginal?