We need a dog.

[Nyhus]

Im all for this, lets name him Hibbert.

 

[degsy]

Great idea... but this is Everton. We'd end up with half the squad missing after it'd bitten them.

Bit risky that, you wouldn't want the dog to catch anything, we'd have the RSPCA on our case as well as the FFP mob

 

[Milk]

Just seen Arsenal have a club dog. A choccy lab. We need one. The players and staff will love it. Preferably a rescue that's had a bad start and deserves some love. Help bond everyone together. Serious post.

Arsenal also have an olive tree.

Arteta has had one planted (aged 150 years to match their existence) outside his office at their training ground, Colney
Apparently he tells his players about nurturing its roots and protecting them against poisoning

 

[davies1878]

Woof

 

[heatmeiser]

The Grandoldteam greyhound still knocking about??

 

[Blue gnu]

Yeah but who’s going to clean up after him and feed it?

Jenny as she already does it for fathead Kenwright!!

 

[blueconverse]

A white staffy called "Princess"

 

[Buckers]

I like him already. Does he have a name?

He’s called Buddy, he reminds me of my little nephew who is also a d1ckhead.

 

[chicoazul]

The Grandoldteam greyhound still knocking about??

He is!

 

[kev]

A mad dog?

 

[NathDogg]

Sharpy is Chairman Bills pet poodle, no room for any more dogs while he’s around.

 

[Daytripper]

My friends dog had a slash on a kopites bicycle wheel last week, will he do?

 

[Jamiednm]

Kinell, you can’t go anywhere without dogs being dragged around. You go to the pub and most people have at least one dog with them. It’s like children with their teddy bears and comfort blankets to pacify them.

Not everyone likes dogs, and they have nothing to do with Everton.

 

[gonetomorrow]

My friends dog had a slash on a kopites bicycle wheel last week, will he do?

You can't beat ungentlemanly behaviour.

 

[TheBigIguana]