Get yourself a Staffordshire Kid Scranner mate. Lovely dogs, big sofites, wouldn’t hurt a fly, he’s just playing don’t worry.
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We have a dog. He's called Michael Keane. A little labradoodle.
Big aggressive looking breeds are always a a giant overcompensation for how vulnerable and weak one feels inside. They buy a dog to essentially transmit “please don’t attack me as I feel weak”.
We need several dogs…the dogs of war again.
Or, maybe one very large and very angry Rottweiler which can join in training sessions. The slowest players or those that just move sideways won’t escape its jaws. That should guarantee that we get a bit more pace in this team.
Or, maybe one very large and very angry Rottweiler which can join in training sessions. The slowest players or those that just move sideways won’t escape its jaws. That should guarantee that we get a bit more pace in this team.
Don’t we already have Graeme, Kenwright’s Lap Dog, Sharp?
Terrarian
Player Valuation: £50m
One of the sicknotes, they've plenty of time lol
We should get a rescue Beagle from Beagle Welfare family friendly dogs.
Andy McGurk
Player Valuation: £8m
This dog was kept afloat, and in turn kept everton afloat. It needs to be paraded around the pitch 5 minutes before the players come out every match day.
Baines' left foot
Player Valuation: £90m
PhilEFC
Player Valuation: £35m
That’s the position I’ll be listening to the match in today.
BainesontoastNEW
Player Valuation: £50m
We'd turn into prime Barkalona.
I’ve got a Maltese cross patterdale and he’s d1ckhead. Free to a good home. I’d just get battered but they’d regret it once he started pissing on everything.
I like him already. Does he have a name?
"One man and his dog" Sharp said. I believe
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