We need a dog.

[chicoazul]

Just seen Arsenal have a club dog. A choccy lab. We need one. The players and staff will love it. Preferably a rescue that's had a bad start and deserves some love. Help bond everyone together. Serious post.

Get yourself a Staffordshire Kid Scranner mate. Lovely dogs, big sofites, wouldn’t hurt a fly, he’s just playing don’t worry.

 

[Nymzee]

We have a dog. He's called Michael Keane. A little labradoodle.

 

[chrismpw]

Great idea... but this is Everton. We'd end up with half the squad missing after it'd bitten them.

 

[chicoazul]

Big aggressive looking breeds are always a a giant overcompensation for how vulnerable and weak one feels inside. They buy a dog to essentially transmit “please don’t attack me as I feel weak”.

 

[Loz]

We need several dogs…the dogs of war again.
Or, maybe one very large and very angry Rottweiler which can join in training sessions. The slowest players or those that just move sideways won’t escape its jaws. That should guarantee that we get a bit more pace in this team.

 

[dockroad]

 

[PhilM]

Don’t we already have Graeme, Kenwright’s Lap Dog, Sharp?

 

[Terrarian]

Yeah but who’s going to clean up after him and feed it?

One of the sicknotes, they've plenty of time lol

We should get a rescue Beagle from Beagle Welfare family friendly dogs.

 

[Andy McGurk]

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This dog was kept afloat, and in turn kept everton afloat. It needs to be paraded around the pitch 5 minutes before the players come out every match day.

 

[Baines' left foot]

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I can never get over how utterly terrible that hand tattoo is.

It’s offensive.

 

[PhilEFC]

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That’s the position I’ll be listening to the match in today.

 

[BainesontoastNEW]

We'd turn into prime Barkalona.

 

[Buckers]

Big aggressive looking breeds are always a a giant overcompensation for how vulnerable and weak one feels inside. They buy a dog to essentially transmit “please don’t attack me as I feel weak”.

I’ve got a Maltese cross patterdale and he’s d1ckhead. Free to a good home. I’d just get battered but they’d regret it once he started pissing on everything.

 

[chicoazul]

I’ve got a Maltese cross patterdale and he’s d1ckhead. Free to a good home. I’d just get battered but they’d regret it once he started pissing on everything.

I like him already. Does he have a name?

 

[Davideeyore]

"One man and his dog" Sharp said. I believe