Vault Me or: Predictions for next season

[windymiller]

We'll score 15 less goals than last year but still finish 7th.
We'll do nothing in any of the cups.
Klaassen will be one of our best players, along with Davies, Keane and Pickford.
Rooney will stink the joint out scoring 6 goals, four of which will be penalties (missing a further 3).
Sandro will struggle at first but have a strong second half of the season.
Cheese on toast will be a popular poll choice for motm following our dour playing style throughout the season.

 

[evertony]

To late, they won the league after beating Bayern the other week

Wrong.
When they won the Tranmere Cup.

 

[evertony]

Lookman and Sandro to rip some defences a second hoop all season. Lookman banging in 23 goals in all competitions and Sandro weighing in with 19. Gana and Schneiderlin to be an indomitable force ably assisted by Tommy D.
Mighty Mo Besic to be our Maldini majestically striding out with the ball 'Libero' style flanked either side by Holgate and Keane in a sexy back three. Seamus to make a quicker than expected comeback in late September and quickly be made captain. Baines to improve tenfold and look quite good. Pickers to be likened to Lev Yashin and make the international jersey his own.
Sulky Kev to carry on being Sulky Kev but still have loons singing "Ohhhhh Kevin Mirallasssss" when he bags a pen v Watford.

ANo Lookman to break into the England squad and score some boss goals on the road to the former USSR

 

[Midnitemike]

7th
Usual early exit in league cup
4th round exit against top 4 team in fa cup
Group stage exit from Europa after being drawn in group of death
Keane poty
Top scorer hasn't signed yet
Pineapple on pizza still divides the nation

Pretty much situation normal

 

[summerisle]

We'll be due a penalty.

 

[Tel001]

71 points ....Season will be a failure ...

 

[ihcakoma]

Koeman will persist with Rooney until about 15 games in by which stage we will be out of the race for the Champions league, then will he realize he is finished.
We will have a really slow start to the season but pick up after Christmas to finish 7th again.
Keane and Davies will be worth mega bucks by the end of the season, Klaassen will be a fan favorite.
Sandro will be just okay but worth a start.
Besic will ask for a move in January and end up being a top player at another club.

 

[everton2004]

Ross Barkley to be tearing up the.............nightlife on Tyneside on a Saturday night.

 

[AsiaAsia82]

Unsy leads the team out for the FA cup final, narrowly missing out to Man City 2-0.

 

[Albro]

12 goals in all comps from DCL
12 goals in all comps from Sandro
Klaassen to be ace
Pickford/Keane to be the best keeper and centre half by premier league end.

 

[Caolam]

What gave it away?

There is just something in your turn of phrase. Nuisances.
But we do live in times where there is a lot to be pessimistic about but Hopefully not Everton.

 

[Neiler]

Europa league.

 

[Darth Toffeeman]

If we take the cup competitions seriously then we will win one. No rotation and unbalanced sides that cost us early round defeats. We have players here who want silverware for this club.

It is long, long overdue.

 

[HongKongToffee]

Get a couple of players for the flanks with pace and it's a top 4 challenge.

No players on the flanks with pace and it's 7th again.

This team right now is just to slow,laboured and one dimensional to be a challenge for CL places.

Pickford to be England's #1 in the world cup.

 

[Big Bob]

Pickford to be a star
Sandro to start slowly but be a hit from October getting 15-20 goals in all competitions
Finish 7th but closer to teams above us
Europa league gone in next round
FACup QF lose to city
League cup out in QF when expected to go through.
Big calls for RK to go or Moshiri to get his money out depending on what happens in next 3 weeks!