Vault Me or: Predictions for next season

[Seathestars]

Christ this thread is harrowing. Is it just me or does anyone else have the 'our tune' from Simon Bates radio show in their heads while reading it?

No...just me then.

I haven't heard that tune for years but now that you mention it.

 

[Seathestars]

Everton to be masters of the 1-0 and win the league by March.

Sandro to score 25-30 league goals

Barkley to reluctantly sign a contract before the window shuts and score the winner in the F.A Cup final 2018

Yeeeeees is 'kin right lad, a bit of positivity.

 

[tadpole]

I predict that we won't finish 7th

 

[AndyGray]

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This may be flash scores prediction. Otherwise I have no idea what their order is based on.

No way will skunks get 7th

 

[Jamiednm]

If someone offered us the Premier League title and the FA Cup now, I reckon the vast majority of Evertonians would take that even before the season starts. But to be fair, if we can get more points than everyone else in the league and remain undefeated in the FA Cup, there is no reason why both of those things can't happen.

 

[Milkman]

If someone offered us the Premier League title and the FA Cup now, I reckon the vast majority of Evertonians would take that even before the season starts. But to be fair, if we can get more points than everyone else in the league and remain undefeated in the FA Cup, there is no reason why both of those things can't happen.

Well said mate. Takes a lot of guts to stick your neck out like that.

 

[zandvoort blue]

If someone offered us the Premier League title and the FA Cup now, I reckon the vast majority of Evertonians would take that even before the season starts. But to be fair, if we can get more points than everyone else in the league and remain undefeated in the FA Cup, there is no reason why both of those things can't happen.

Blimey, just the Double then? I'll have half of whatever you've taken

No Europa League?

 

[billyblue80]

Rooney to be benched before Christmas
Sandro to score 15 goals
Pickford to have some great games and to drop some clangers
Williams to be booed
Lookman to end up a starter

 

[gerryandtheRedhaters]

Do a Leicester until October.

Do a Sunderland October til May.

 

[Caolam]

Everton-related predictions for next season.

I'll start with:

- Sandro to reach an underwhelming goal tally, be homesick and leave the club at the end of the season.

- Klaassen to be booed before Christmas

- Tom Davies to be a contender for our Player of the Year

- No stadium update for the rest of 2017

If anybody has any slightly more optimistic predictions, then keep them to your god damn self.

You are a glass half empty type of guy, aren't you.

 

[canuckblue]

Dave won't be seen for about 24 hours after every game we win, and within seconds of any defeat.

What do I win?

A promotion in rank to Captain Obvious.

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

Besic to be named captain.

 

[Milkman]

You are a glass half empty type of guy, aren't you.

What gave it away?

 

[Abertonian]

73 points

 

[Doolstar70]

Pickford will be great.
Sandro will suffer knee ligament damage and be out for 12 months.
Niasse will score 10 goals for a team in the bottom half, keeping them up.
We will have an injury crisis forcing Koeman to play youngsters and simultaneously kick starting our season.
Trump will be impeached.